A poll of sex (i hope it works)

[Charlie Boy II]

Well dick is the default option for females, so no, you don't have to do anything to prove your hetero status. Also in a hetero relationship, oral sex is but one of several options. Lesbians on the other hand, consign themselves to a life of eating carpet and.... eating carpet! So they'd better damn well like eating carpet!


So yeah, no need to worry about that.

[Moonchild]

If you think oral is the only option for female-on-female contact, you've obviously not watched nearly as much lesbian porn as I have.

[Charlie Boy II]

I don't get why I'm straight by default if I like boobs. >>

Boobs?! What's not to like about boobs! They look nice, they taste nice, they're soft and round and very non-threatening.

Now vaginas are an entirely different kettle of fish. I love 'em but vaginas are the ugly sister in the female anatomy family tree. Not only are they imposing looking things, but they smell peculiar, they're sticky and they're messy. In short, vaginas are not for the faint hearted, which is why they make such a good acid test.

[Charlie Boy II]

If you think oral is the only option for female-on-female contact, you've obviously not watched nearly as much lesbian porn as I have.

It may not be the only option, but you can't deny it's the staple. The centerpiece, if you will.

[Moonchild]

Not only are they imposing looking things, but they smell peculiar, they're sticky and they're messy. In short, vaginas are not for the faint hearted, which is why they make such a good acid test.

Aw, but I like 'em. And I have one, so I know /exactly/ what it looks, feels, and tastes like. Although I will admit to not being exposed to the last one directly... Still, humans, like all primates, developed orthograde posture so they could have their hands available for all sorts of things.

Mm, don't know that it would be the centerpiece. As far as the scenarios playing out in my mind, it might account for about a quarter of the activity.

XD I'm not sure continuing this discussion is a good idea for me. If I start on fantasies... Well, I've got the monthly horror to deal with, and that makes everything more difficult than usual.

[Charlie Boy II]

haha ok - we'll wrap this discussion up now.

p.s. your own vagina doesn't count. You have to experience "the other".

[miSSleepy]

Boobs?! What's not to like about boobs! They look nice, they taste nice, they're soft and round and very non-threatening.

Now vaginas are an entirely different kettle of fish. I love 'em but vaginas are the ugly sister in the female anatomy family tree. Not only are they imposing looking things, but they smell peculiar, they're sticky and they're messy. In short, vaginas are not for the faint hearted, which is why they make such a good acid test.

Gees dude, who have YOU been with??

[GrkScorp]

Gees dude, who have YOU been with??

everyone is different.. and it's a jungle down there..

maybe it was a bad exp. though.. I mean, i've been with some very nice clean women who were pretty nasty down there.. very very nasty.. disgusting.. made me want to barf... the smell the taste.. yes.. messy.. yuck.. nothing they could do about it.. they would shower, clean.. wouldn't help..

but most women i've been with.. and I don't think i'm alone on this one... but most women don't seem to fit that category..

it's not exactly a pleasing organ to look at as a man.. lesbians are more attracted to vaginas then strait men (aesthetically).. men are by far attracted more to breasts and butts...

personally.. i'm attracted to legs, the neckline, a well-tones tummy, and great teeth, skin and hair.. but the number one more gorgeous-looking part of a woman (to me) has to be her face.. afterall.. it's what i'm going to be looking at the majority of the time we're together, until death do us part.. so it better look beyond nice.. it better be stunning.. it should make my heart stop everytime I look at her.. but that's just me..

I don't particularly enjoy looking at women down their.. no matter how neat they may be about it.. and i'm sure women feel the same.. although i've been told many times that my (cough cough) looks pretty nice when it's clean-shaved.. because it has really smooth and soft skin.. at the end of the day though.. you can still see all the viens.. and the shape.. it's not at all cute or something I would imagine attractive.. but hey.. like I said.. everyone is different..

[Charlie Boy II]

Yeah I was giving an objective assessment of vaginas generally rather than commenting on individual specimens I might have experienced. You have to admit that, stripped of their sexual mystique, vaginas are rather disquieting looking cavities surrounded by thickets of hair and prone to regular discharges of blood and sticky, odorous, lubricant - not to mention the odd baby.

I remember as a boy when I saw my first porno mag. I was entranced by the photos of the naked women exposing their breasts and behinds while hinting at the presence of a naked vagina. I also remember finding the more graphic images of the women spreading and presenting rather galling. A bit like looking into an open wound.

I love them now because I am a hetero male and it is wired into my most basic functioning. However, a so-called "bi" female, an imposter, might balk at having to lick at one for 10-15 minutes.
(I'm not directing that at you moonchild).

[miSSleepy]

Well, I think both sex's genitals are rather odd looking, relatively speaking. But I didn't know this icky detail about vaginas. I mean for curiosity's sake I had once tried to smell myself - was kind of awkward and gave me a crick in my neck (and i can't believe i'm sayign this lol) and i could smell a VERY faint sweet-ish, sort of skin smell ... that's about it. My bf has said the same, and said that there's technically no taste, other than the VERY faint sweet-ish skin taste! The only time there's anything wet down there is when I'm aroused, and I'm clean shaven most pf the time but for a landing strip. I assumed that all those fish smell stories were just stories because honestly I've never smelt it. I should consider myself lucky then.


As for penises... I LOVE that smooth silky skin on the head and all I've smelled is variations of the same smell.

[Charlie Boy II]

I don't mind the smell at all. When I said they were "odorous" I didn't mean it negatively, just that they do have a distinctive smell. It's true the intensity and the quality can vary significantly between women but I've never encountered a smell I found offensive.

I'm not trying to be provocative, well not really, and I'm certainly not trying to give anyone a complex about their genitals. But if you don't have one yourself they are fairly odd looking things and they do take a bit of getting used to.

[Ailish]

I think the same can be said of penis' that can be of vaginas. Its somewhat of an after thought of creation for asthetically pleaseing attributes! They are strange things..

My daughter commented shortly after the birth of her wee brother and witnessing the nappy changes, that she was glad she was a girl, because 'willies' looked ugly. All that said it was accompanied with a curiosity to see her dad naked and see if his was as funny as her brothers. She possibly hasn't yet explored herself to that degree. But whilst they may seem unappealing, they have an attraction of some kind.

There are some scary cocks out there too. I don't know what the reference means to people in the US when Mario Winans sings about giving his cheating girlfriend extra cheese (Song - "You Know"), but I really don't want cheese from my man and certainly not extra!

[Gigabitch]

I think the same can be said of penis' that can be of vaginas. Its somewhat of an after thought of creation for asthetically pleaseing attributes! They are strange things..

Agreed. There's a reason why they call it "bumping uglies". Everyone has ugly junk.

[vashti]

I suspect the attraction to breasts has to do with our intial feelings of security and warmth while breast feeding as an infant. We start life with a positive association with breasts. It makes me wonder: if our milk ducts were located in our vaginas, would we find a vagina more attractive?

[Gigabitch]

It makes me wonder: if our milk ducts were located in our vaginas, would we find a vagina more attractive?

We'd have to carry sticks to keep people off 'em! I'm so glad it's not like that.