I Love Amy

[misombra]

frizz there's so much cool stuff in the southwest to see.

next summer you and amy will have to come out and go to the mountains or something.

nothing, to me, is more romantic than the mountains.

[vashti]

Eh, part of me hates hyping up stuff like that.

I know, but how does SHE feel about it? If she is GENUINELY like you, I don't suppose it matters. If she is like most women, she might secretly be a little disappointed.

[Junket]

We didn't do much on Sunday.

In fact, we kinda got into a dispute over something completely ridiculous. So ridiculous I feel dumb even going into it. Even then we both knew it was silly, yet we got caught up in it.

Anyway, so as I mentioned we're seeing Streetlight Manifesto tonight. I bought us the tickets and since I randomly didn't have any work, I decided to get to her apartment a little early.

She doesn't know I'm hiding out here. She thinks I have work until 5ish, then a 3 hour drive from there, so she won't be expecting me until 8.

I got myself a haircut a few blocks away, then took a shower, and I bought her these little bluish wild flowers (blue is her favorite color).

To top it all, I'm gonna hide in her closet when she gets here and scare the shit out of her when she opens it.

Oh man, is she gonna hate me.

[Gigabitch]

She is going to beat you within an inch of your life. If she doesn't, I will.

Don't scare her, Fras, you fool.

[Junket]

Nope.

I'm gonna do it.

It's gonna be so funny!

[Gigabitch]

I've got a bad feeling about this....

[vashti]

If I were genuinely scared, I might cry. If SHE cries, it will serve you right.

[Gigabitch]

Do you think Fras will turn blue when she is strangling him? I hear blue is her favorite color.

[squirrley]

I dont know Fras, hiding in the closet? Couldnt you just suprise her early? You could be asking for something you dont want!!! She's going to freak on ya!

[Gigabitch]

Bumpity-bump.

Anybody agree with me that Fras is probably in traction by now?

[DoesntMatter]

Scare her Fras! Scaring people is always good fun, I do it to my mom all the time

Like 10 years ago I hid under my older sisters bed for like 15 minutes waiting for her to come upstairs, and when she did and was standing next to her bed I reached out and grabbed her ankle real hard. She jumped up and down and started screaming and ran all the way downstairs yelling.

For several years she had to check under her bed before she went to sleep because of that. I've never been so proud.

You should try that sometime, Fras

[Gigabitch]

I would like to take this time to mention that DoesntMatter NEVER gets laid. Never.

Dude, do you actually think it's a good idea to potentially piss off the very girl who puts your dick in her mouth? Really?

[DoesntMatter]

I would like to take this time to mention that DoesntMatter NEVER gets laid. Never.

It's worth it Fras. You may have to put up with the one-hand excercise in the shower everynight but think of all the years of psychotherapy Amy will have to undergo. But it's ultimately your call

[Gigabitch]

Two words:

Bite marks

[LostNotFound]

why don't you make her a scrap book an fill the first few pages with posts from here and pics an stuff and then leave the rest blank and explain its because there gona be filled with stuff from your new life together in oklahoma?