Dirty talk, eh?
Haven't tried that one yet, but my girlfriend is definitely open to suggestions.
it's whatever you like. you can say raunchy things and get away with it i swear.
being called a slut during sex is not sexy. omg i'm not talking about cussing and be called names, i'm talking about saying dirty nasty things to someone.
i don't want to say some of the things i've said or that have been said to me on this forum. somebody might get offended.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
oh yeah i have another fetish... socks. i love to wear cute knee highs, or thigh highs under a big pair of boots or a torn pair of jeans or something.
some people feel sexy in high heels, some people feel sexy in thong underwears, i feel sexy in a striped pair of knee highs.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
um, only if you never want to get laid again.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
no way you have to make your own up.
okay here's a little beginners practice, although i pro port to be no expert.
during oral sex, while you're going down on someone just say: "you taste so good."
there you go. there's no derogatory words or anything even slightly offensive about that.
so there, you guys try this and come and back and tell me how it worked.
when you're successful with that i'll give you some intermediate phrases...
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Ha!
That reminds me of one of the first times Amy went down on me and allowed me to cum in her mouth...she choked on a bit of it and said:
"COUGH! Ugh! I just choked on that!
...
I mean...mmm it's soooo gooooood!"
That cracked me up so bad, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes thereafter. The laugh definitely bested the orgasm.
Oh, my God. I love her. She's hilarious.
You know what totally turns me on? That when my bf goes down on me his dick gets as hard as a rock. He clearly enjoys doing it and it makes him horny as hell, so I can really just enjoy myself, secure in the knowledge that I'm not being as selfish as it might feel like I am.
Hey, Misombra. You should present your boyfriend with a menu when you go to bed tonight with "pink taco" on it.
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