Her:"Look, I am so cozy under this blanket...will my hero boyfriend comfort me?" ..YOU: "The boyfriend would but the girlfriend is really an evil dragon in the form of a woman who is trying to take over the world" *Punch her in the face* Her: "Ow wtf!" YOU: "The hero must now go to the kitchen and make himself a samwich and eat it with a beer"
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"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."