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Thread: Do you pretend to be drunk?

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    I think I was fairly impair last night. I had quite a few twelve ounce beers, and I passed out. Now that I know what it's like to be drunk, it is easier for me to pick out people that are pretending.

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    Awww I wish I was drunk right now.. But I'm not gonna do anything about it

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    I don't understand why people get all 'happy' and 'excited' and want to have sex and everything when they're drunk... maybe after 2-3 beers.... or for the ladies... 1 beer.

    But after having 5 beers, I start wanting to go to sleep and don't care about anything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maus View Post
    Wow, nice tat buddy. I can't wait for my tat, need a job first though. bleh.


    Oh, and out of sheer curiousity, what is a 'biter' as you put it?
    a biter is a copy cat...

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    Hey, I tried something new last night: Blue Mountain. It's a Belgian import. Pretty damn good grain beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    a biter is a copy cat...

    raverboy
    Oh no .

    Well buddy. I don't wear a skin that isn't mine. So no, I'm no 'biter' .
    Live for the moment.

    The moment will pass, but will live forever. Create something while it lasts.

    Carpe Diem

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    what about a dirty underwear... you can always have my boxers when i'm done with them.

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    Whoa, am I late!

    Vacations in Chihuahua would be totally cheap, Shorty. I'd also put you on a train ride to Creel and Copper Canyon..check info on that on the internet. Here in Chihuas it would be cheap because, for one, you wouldn't need a hotel. My house is free...for you, anyway. Entertainment is also way cheap. You'd also be doing a lot of free toursity things like walking around downtown and such.

    When do I expect you? Email me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    what about a dirty underwear... you can always have my boxers when i'm done with them.

    raverboy
    Sorry buddy. But I'm strictly commando.
    Live for the moment.

    The moment will pass, but will live forever. Create something while it lasts.

    Carpe Diem

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    commando...?? are your balls that small that the stores don't carry your size?? sure i know that you're going to say that your balls are so huge that underwear doesn't suit you, yet have you seen sumo wrestling?? if they wear understand then you MUST be the opposite..

    ...comments??

    raverboy
    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    commando...?? are your balls that small that the stores don't carry your size?? sure i know that you're going to say that your balls are so huge that underwear doesn't suit you, yet have you seen sumo wrestling?? if they wear understand then you MUST be the opposite..

    ...comments??

    raverboy
    Comments? Take off your whitey-tighties and shove them in your mouth. And quit with the lame penis jokes while you're with it.

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    Behave, for God's sake, all of you.
    Spammer Spanker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Behave, for God's sake, all of you.
    All I want is a goddamn spanking.





    From you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwing View Post
    All I want is a goddamn spanking.





    From you.
    Need Zarathu to put Lilwing back in his place like he used to. Always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiechi View Post
    Need Zarathu to put Lilwing back in his place like he used to. Always.
    I'll put you in your own place.

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