The purpose of this thread is to hit on random people, like gigabitch or vashti for instance, and act as though you were trying to pick them up. The reason is because I'm kind of bored and may as well see where this leads. Possibly a wild LF party at Illusionals house
Since I'm the first poster I'll have to start somewhere
These can take on any amount of creativity you feel like, such as being in the "If you know what I mean..." format.
For instance-
Indi, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes*If ya know what I mean....
OK people, go
*note: also applies equally to giga, vash, & misombra
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05-02-08, 11:31 AM #1
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The hit on your opposite sex LF friend thread
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05-02-08, 11:36 AM #2
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Ooh! Cheezy pick up lines.
DM - I lost my teddy bear. Will YOU sleep with me?Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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05-02-08, 11:40 AM #3
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Originally Posted by vashti
Ohh yeaah. But this teddy bear, much like Corduroy, doesn't have any buttons on his trousers
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05-02-08, 11:43 AM #4
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Whoa, you are so hot, you'd make the devil sweat.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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05-02-08, 11:47 AM #5
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Make babies with me??
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05-02-08, 12:31 PM #6
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Vash, If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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05-02-08, 08:17 PM #7
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Aww, OV! You are sweet. What time do you have to be back in Heaven?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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05-02-08, 09:32 PM #8
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OV, if I had a super computer, I let you frag my ass in Crysis. ::wink wink::
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05-02-08, 10:31 PM #9
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dm, aren't you tired from running through my mind all morning?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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06-02-08, 01:27 AM #10
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i'd love to run my fingers through your hair. Originally Posted by misombra
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06-02-08, 01:29 AM #11
LostNotFound Guest
^^^^ eeewwww
forget mr.right i need mr.right now.
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06-02-08, 01:34 AM #12
anachronistic Guest
Yes, forget about Mr. Right. Why? Because I can quench all of your sexual curiosities, right here, right now. Originally Posted by LostNotFound
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06-02-08, 01:39 AM #13
LostNotFound Guest
a lot of big words for someone with a small dicktionary
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06-02-08, 01:41 AM #14
anachronistic Guest
The things we would do to eachother... we'd go straight to hell. Naked. Originally Posted by vashti
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06-02-08, 01:48 AM #15
anachronistic Guest
oh, damn that makes me hot... that's quite a big assumption you've got. Originally Posted by LostNotFound
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