The hit on your opposite sex LF friend thread

[Tiay]

DM, why does it have to be opposite sex? are you afraid of the gays?

[anachronistic]

DM, why does it have to be opposite sex? are you afraid of the gays?

Du, ziehst du dich aus, und bestrafe mich.

[anachronistic]

Lilwing, you shouldn't shop in the frozen section of the grocery store. You could melt all that stuff.

I can keep your crotch warm... and melt in your mouth.

[IndiReloaded]

I might want to kick his ass, but that would just be for fun. I was planning to ignore that post until you said something because I have no idea what he wrote. Maybe you will translate?

He told me to do something else w/my head, like what he suggested to you. He used the polite 'votre' but in a backhanded way. Brat.

Okay, I love all the men here EXCEPT for Raver. Him, I just lust for. But only on drunk poker nights. Better Brat?

[bohemiandonut]

Am I the only one here cringing at every single one of Lilwing's comeons?

Giga, if you were twenty, I'd treat you like shit, but gradually seduce your hotter friend, and makeout with her without ever telling you... baby.

[GrkScorp]

Giga, if you were twenty, I'd treat you like shit, but gradually seduce your hotter friend, and makeout with her without ever telling you... baby.

hotter friend?

You'd be missing out on a real woman.. What's sexy about Giga is her character & resolve, she's not a push-over (genuinely, it's not just some act).. and at the same time she knows what she wants.. needless to say, those two qualities are rare in a woman.. Speaking of which, who are the ladies of LF?

Giga, Mis, Vash, Indi, Tiay, Missy.. I know i'm missing someone..

EDIT: I don't mean to be the party-pooer of this whole come-on train.. but why not just pick a member and say what you would do to them if you had your way with them for one night (or morning/afternoon, whatever time of day turns you on)?

[LostNotFound]

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

you must be jamaican coz you're jamaican me crazy.

[misombra]

hotter friend?

You'd be missing out on a real woman.. What's sexy about Giga is her character & resolve, she's not a push-over (genuinely, it's not just some act).. and at the same time she knows what she wants.. needless to say, those two qualities are rare in a woman.. Speaking of which, who are the ladies of LF?

Giga, Mis, Vash, Indi, Tiay, Missy.. I know i'm missing someone..

EDIT: I don't mean to be the party-pooer of this whole come-on train.. but why not just pick a member and say what you would do to them if you had your way with them for one night (or morning/afternoon, whatever time of day turns you on)?

gskorp, if i could have my way with you for one night, i would give all your friends blow jobs. everybody but you would get one. then i'd make them all breakfast in the morning and let you sleep through it.

because i love you SO much.

[Gigabitch]

Donut Boy, if I were 20, I'd drive you to the clinic to get those lesions on your wiener checked and comment on the remarkable coincidence that my hot friend had just recently had the same problem.

Hey Kiechi, are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!

[anachronistic]

Am I the only one here cringing at every single one of Lilwing's comeons?

Giga, if you were twenty, I'd treat you like shit, but gradually seduce your hotter friend, and makeout with her without ever telling you... baby.

Oh, I'll make you cringe, alright...

... wait, you're a guy.

[GrkScorp]

gskorp, if i could have my way with you for one night, i would give all your friends blow jobs. everybody but you would get one. then i'd make them all breakfast in the morning and let you sleep through it.

because i love you SO much.

Aww.. honestly, that's the most thoughtful thing anyone could say.. Thanks mis, but i'm not a big fan of blowjobs at all really.. (personal stigma thanks to my parents which left me feeling like it's degrading for women; I know, i've tried to get over it, but the damage is done)

Moral of the story, don't install dumb ideas onto your kids..

[LostNotFound]

Donut Boy, if I were 20, I'd drive you to the clinic to get those lesions on your wiener checked and comment on the remarkable coincidence that my hot friend had just recently had the same problem.

Hey Kiechi, are you an overdue book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!

you'll have to give him a ticket, for tresspassing in your mind.

[DoesntMatter]

DM, why does it have to be opposite sex? are you afraid of the gays?

Can I have some fries with that shake?

[Only-virgins]

you must be jamaican coz you're jamaican me crazy.

I have a feeling we are visiting the same cheesy pick up line website.

[IndiReloaded]

If I were single I'd pick OV. B/c scientists do it experimentally.