Dependence

[bohemiandonut]

Yeah maybe next time I see my ex across the street I'll impress her with my new assault rifle.

Either that or shout something lame about us both going the same way, rush home to swig some Carlo Rossi, check myself in the mirror and then come back out to intercept her only to find she took an alternate route home, then twiddle my trigger finger against the cell phone in my pocket, huff home kicking everything I can within social responisibility, bum a menthol from some black lady coming out of 7-11, and continue to curse my lonely, drug-addled, pre-medical ass-rape of a life.

Some people though, do have real problems.

Why do they like menthols so much anyway?

[DoesntMatter]

Yeah maybe next time I see my ex across the street I'll impress her with my new assault rifle.

Last time I read your post the point wasn't to impress your ex

But hey, I'm sure smoking pot would be equally impressive. Why not smoke 4-methylaminorex which is a little more impressive from a synthetic standpoint as opposed to some ****ing plant that just needs to be rolled into a blunt?

In all seriousness the purpose of rifles is to turn things into swiss cheese, such as her boyfriend. That is the point of any gun

[IndiReloaded]

Yeah maybe next time I see my ex across the street I'll impress her with my new assault rifle.

Either that or shout something lame about us both going the same way, rush home to swig some Carlo Rossi, check myself in the mirror and then come back out to intercept her only to find she took an alternate route home, then twiddle my trigger finger against the cell phone in my pocket, huff home kicking everything I can within social responisibility, bum a menthol from some black lady coming out of 7-11, and continue to curse my lonely, drug-addled, pre-medical ass-rape of a life.

Some people though, do have real problems.

LOL! Nice one.