Slightly humorous, but more interesting than anything.
I would post it here, but there are images included, so check it out here: [url]http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend[/url]
Well, it makes your own situation look better, doesn't it, Dwarf?
Spammer Spanker
He lost me on "…currently (in 2000) aged 18 to 25"
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
Well, if you can't have a girlfriend, maybe you can have a rape victim?
And if rape is inevitable to the victim, then its better to enjoy it.
Don't expect anything.
-- Said by Bobby Knight
"If rape is inevitable, I think you should relax and enjoy it"
LMAO