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    "Why I will never have a girlfriend"

    Slightly humorous, but more interesting than anything.

    I would post it here, but there are images included, so check it out here: [url]http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend[/url]
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    Charity is gay.

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    Well, it makes your own situation look better, doesn't it, Dwarf?
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    He lost me on "…currently (in 2000) aged 18 to 25"
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
    Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
    Towards the sun, carry your name
    In warm hands you are given
    Ask the wind for the way
    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
    Accept all as it is and do not blame
    God or the Devil
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    Well, if you can't have a girlfriend, maybe you can have a rape victim?

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    And if rape is inevitable to the victim, then its better to enjoy it.
    Don't expect anything.

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    -- Said by Bobby Knight

    "If rape is inevitable, I think you should relax and enjoy it"

    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Well, it makes your own situation look better, doesn't it, Dwarf?
    Heh, heh. I've got it bookedmark under, "Misc. Excuses".
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    Charity is gay.

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