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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    Actually she was delicious, shaved, and smelled like vanilla !
    Of course she smelled like vanilla. She needed to cover up the smell of the last guy's aftershave.

    But seriously....you actually touched a hooker's private parts with your mouth??

    You are crazy, dude!

    Take a microbiology class and learn about what you no have in your body. Yuck. Double yuck.

    Bring on the Lysol shooters and lets have a cleaning party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post

    Take a microbiology class

    LOL!


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    OV is going to look into the mirror in a couple of months and start to wonder what all of those little puss filled blisters are on his face. Then he's going to start craving more hooker puss.

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    oh come on leave ov alone. it made him happy and hopefully he's not infected.

    i've always known there was a whore lover in him anyway. we need a new name. only-smooth-vanilla smelling-whores. aaaaaajaahaajja jk. you know i love you.
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    Q How do you get herpes in your eyes?

    A Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    oh come on leave ov alone. it made him happy and hopefully he's not infected.

    i've always known there was a whore lover in him anyway. we need a new name. only-smooth-vanilla smelling-whores. aaaaaajaahaajja jk. you know i love you.
    Not happy..."relieved"

    Going to a hooker is sort of like going to the bathroom. You go because you will be "relieved" not "happy." Anybody that is "happy" after going to the bathroom is a bit mental.

    So, we can agree with "relieved" yes?

    In which case, when going potty...don't you look for a clean toilet? I do. I don't want to sit on some gas station, diarrhea stained can. I'd rather pay for lunch at some classy place and then use their freshly cleaned bathroom.

    Same with sex.... Even if it just for "relief" I'd rather take the good girl out for some very nice dinner and get fairly fresh rather than spend (fill in a price, since I don't go to hookers and wouldn't know) for a cum sponge.

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    He's young Cam & not getting anywhere else right now. And I'm not entirely convinced he hasn't made the whole thing up. OV knows a lot about microbio.

    So, what's new in Camland? Any updates w/that recent gal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Q: How do you get herpes in your eyes?

    A: CAM
    I fixed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    He's young Cam & not getting anywhere else right now. And I'm not entirely convinced he hasn't made the whole thing up.
    What do you mean I am not getting anywhere else right now? I am perfectly fine. It was a bachelors party damn it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    What do you mean I am not getting anywhere else right now? I am perfectly fine. It was a bachelors party damn it!
    Well, are you?

    As for the party, you're hardly the first male to get some from a "cake jumper". Just don't make a habit of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    I fixed it.
    Hahahha.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Not happy..."relieved"

    Going to a hooker is sort of like going to the bathroom. You go because you will be "relieved" not "happy." Anybody that is "happy" after going to the bathroom is a bit mental.

    So, we can agree with "relieved" yes?

    In which case, when going potty...don't you look for a clean toilet? I do. I don't want to sit on some gas station, diarrhea stained can. I'd rather pay for lunch at some classy place and then use their freshly cleaned bathroom.

    Same with sex.... Even if it just for "relief" I'd rather take the good girl out for some very nice dinner and get fairly fresh rather than spend (fill in a price, since I don't go to hookers and wouldn't know) for a cum sponge.

    Some "good" girls might have it wirse than hookers and besides you never know how "good" she really is

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    I perfer a good banging every 2 days or so. I once was with a girl that was like 3 times a day and really that started to desensitize to a point where I felt I could no longer get it up. She started getting all insecure about it and it made it worse. Too much sex sucks, seriously. We eventually got the frequency back to once every day or two days and that was 1000% better and we were rockin out like that for months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlewing View Post
    Some "good" girls might have it wirse than hookers and besides you never know how "good" she really is
    You are totally correct about this issue.

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    Not long. Believe me when I say this. I need it at least on a weekly basis and I don't really care if I have to be unfaithfull to get it thats why I try not to love anyone from my heart.

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