My last actual lay was a while ago. Some girl I knew but hadn't seen in ages. We hit it off really well. Reminisced about old times. All that crap. Somehow I talked her into heading to my place to watch a movie.
Before the beginning credits were done rolling we were rolling on the floor. I'd give it a 6, maybe seven. Didn't blow my mind, but it was enjoyable.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein