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    Rate your last lay - Reloaded

    Alright some of you might remember the last thread I made along these lines was scandalously closed. But I think it was a good idea, so here's another one. The rankings must be from one to ten.

    My last lay was a wank in the shower. I imagined I was in a pool at with a girl I was seeing a couple of years ago and her hot friend. We'd just gotten back from a night out and were drunk. The girls took off their tops. I started making out with the one I was seeing and then the friend joined in and I f-cked both of them. I often do this: tweak realistic situations into fantasies. For example I'm sure I've swum with both those girls in that pool at night after a night out, I just didn't get to f-ck them at the same time. Interestingly I have a fairly short roster of girls I use in my fantasies. All of them I know quite well and many of them I have been romantically involved with before. Often I pair them up into teams, or even triplets. And yes, Kristin is my star player. Anyhow, as far as wanks go it was enjoyable, but it was still just a wank so I'd give it about a four out of ten.

    Next one now, don't be shy.

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    Come on you f-cking virgins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II View Post
    Come on you f-cking virgins!
    Aww do we have to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II View Post
    Come on you f-cking virgins!
    Well it looks like I've been called out, so here it goes

    My last one was about 2 hours ago. Watched some soft porn video of a hot, busty Indian girl and beat it out into the trash can next to my computer. Lasted under 10 minutes because I wanted to get back to studying for my exam Wednesday. It was that kind of wank where I just did it because I had to, as in, I wouldn't have been able to concentrate otherwise

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    haha I used to do those when I was studying as well. But into the bin?

    Edit: Also, your forgot to rate it DM.
    Last edited by Charlie Boy II; 12-08-08 at 03:33 AM.

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    My last actual lay was a while ago. Some girl I knew but hadn't seen in ages. We hit it off really well. Reminisced about old times. All that crap. Somehow I talked her into heading to my place to watch a movie.

    Before the beginning credits were done rolling we were rolling on the floor. I'd give it a 6, maybe seven. Didn't blow my mind, but it was enjoyable.
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    Mine was two nights ago. Since we live together, we have sex a lot, so it's not usually anything too crazy unless it's a weekend and we drink a lot.

    I think it was more or less a make out session that got heavier until we lazily turned it into sex (it was late, we were tired). It was just slow missionary sex, but sometimes I find that the most intimate and enjoyable.

    Not memorable though, I'd give it a 7. Just because my bf is gifted on going south.
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    Yew! Some actual sex!

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    I would give it a rating of 7 - 8 out of 10 actually. Even though I came fast, as was the point, it was a voluptuous ejaculation and felt grand

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    That sounds like some good wanking there son.

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    I f*cked her on the desk on Sunday morning.

    Oh, and I'd give it a 7.

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    my orgasm was so powerful i almost lost my balance.

    and i thought this was going to be making fun of indireloaded's sex capacity. damn...

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    I used these & they are awesome! I own the sort that 'tinkle' gently like a distant windchime. Highly recommended gift from the guys.

    9/10

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