Don't ask!

[Charlie Boy II]

"What do you think about when you wank?"

Why do women ask this??? And by women I mean your girlfriend/wife/whatever. I always do my best to be as honest as I can, but how can I give a straight answer to this question. Every girlfriend I've ever had has asked it.

What do they want to hear? The truth? "Well, uh, sometimes its porn chicks, other times its women I see on the street or at work. Other times its past girlfriends, or girls I've known for a long time and have always wanted to bang. Sometimes I imagine groups of them together, all f-cking me at once. So, what do you think about?"

Kristen asked me today and I didn't tell her a barefaced lie. I said the "librarian girl has been getting a good workout", a reference to a photo she sent me of herself as a libriarian in lingerie. I do masturbate about her a lot, but not all the time. I will never own up to wanking over other women, but I hate not telling the whole truth. So why ask? Why ask? It makes me uncomfortable. My imagination is where the dog gets let off its leash. Do women expect fidelity to extend into the corners of the mind?

[misombra]

if a girl ever asks you that you tell them you think about them. even if it's a lie.

[Jbleezyj]

ohh gosh. I hope I never get asked that question when I get another girl. I don't know if I could lie. My answer would be similar to your truth answer.

[Charlie Boy II]

But why do they ask??? Do they think we're faithfully tugging away conjuring up fantasies that involve them and only them, night after night after night?

[misombra]

no, but it's nice to hear it.

[Charlie Boy II]

Do women only fantasise about their partners?

[misombra]

i can't answer that question without my attorney present.

[shh!]

I think it is fine to tell her you fantasize about non-specific women (unless she is a raving lunatic jealous type, which I doubt). Don't EVER tell her you thought about someone specific.

I'm pleading the 5th on the other question...

[Junket]

If they already know you look at porn, then it's kind of redundant.

[michzel creativ]

I think it's normal to fantasize with someone else, because sometimes you cant do it to your girlfriend the way what porn movies do. But if your going to look at morality its better to stick to one at a time.You chose that girl to be yours why cant you do the same thing? Maybe your afraid of losing her....or them?

[Junket]

I think it's normal to fantasize with someone else, because sometimes you cant do it to your girlfriend the way what porn movies do. But if your going to look at morality its better to stick to one at a time.You chose that girl to be yours why cant you do the same thing? Maybe your afraid of losing her....or them?

What?

I think I get what you're saying.

And it's dumb.

[shh!]

I can't remember ever asking my partner what he thinks about when he's wanking... I don't really care, to be honest. Wow, I'm pretty un-emotional, aren't I?

[michzel creativ]

hi Flasbee, I dont know what your up to?

[Gribble]

I once told a girlfriend that I jerked off to some celebrity. She threw a fit. I wonder how she would have reacted if she knew I also jerked off to her mom. In fact, one of my favorite fantasies involved her and her mom both.

[michzel creativ]

haha, theirs a plenty of beautiful women out there, why do you include her mom. Is her mom that sexy?