.. ok class.. here is a new class topic...
What not to say to a woman in bed.....
OK .. Ladies .. and Gentlemen..
What was the worst thing you have either said in bed .. or heard from your partner in bed? ...
Here is an example...
" ..... um.. honey... did you cum?" ... if you have to ask.. the answer is most likely NO! lol
+ Follow This Topic
Results 1 to 14 of 14
-
30-06-04, 09:28 AM #1
Normal User
- Country:
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Ramona, CA
- Posts
- 2,919
Ms. Jane's Class on .. Sex Etiquette 101
"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
-
30-06-04, 09:34 AM #2
Normal User
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- florida
- Posts
- 4,614
OMG...uh yea I think theyd know by our convusling body right!
hmm what not to say in bed Ms. Jane?
youre getting busy with your man right? and then he gets on top of ya...
youre waitn and waitn for him to stick it in... and then youre finally like "uh honey are you gonna put it in or what?" and hes already in...oh oh
hows that one?everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
-
30-06-04, 09:37 AM #3
Normal User
- Country:
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Ramona, CA
- Posts
- 2,919
ROFL.. or to go along with that....
I am a true believer in talkin dirty in bed but ..
" .. mmm baby .. dont i feel good?? ... how does it feel baby... tell me how it feels.." .. the only answer that I have for this .. is ...
SHUT UP!"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
-
30-06-04, 10:52 PM #4
Normal User
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Posts
- 133
i've made that mistake before too where i've asked the guy to put it in and start going at it and its already in...in which case it put him off...think i knocked his confidence as he always use to go round telling people how huge he was lol
I've also said some other guys name once while i was having sex..he never called me again! It was a true mistake that i've never made again lol
-
30-06-04, 11:05 PM #5
Normal User
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- England, Somerset
- Posts
- 470
lmao!! poor guy!!
- Claire -
-
13-07-04, 02:48 PM #6
Regular User
- Country:
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- In front of this screen.
- Posts
- 1,501
Ouch...those are some rough ones.
Worst thing I ever said in bed?
I was starting to go down on her and she was a uhh...little "ripe" downstairs. I said "Hmm, nevermind baby, I changed my mind". Probably the worst/harshest thing I have ever said.
Worst thing she has ever said?
"Ok, you need to stop. That ****ing hurts. For real."
Needless to say we were uhh, exploring new "areas".
Didnt last too long, or ever again for that matter with her
-
14-07-04, 01:31 AM #7
Normal User
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- Location
- Cali
- Posts
- 615
HAHA! i hate when a girl says to stop cuz it hurts... i mean...isn't that the point of doing it? to make it 'hurt'? haha j/k... why does it hurt for women after a long session? quickies are cool but when you have the chance to go at it forever, why kill the mood and say it hurts after teh 4th or 5th time? and i hate if 'she' asks if i came or not. i ain't gonna tell...
"Don't be afraid to fail because only through failure do you
learn to succeed." "Oh and be careful what you do...you'll never know who's watching..."
-
14-07-04, 03:35 AM #8
Normal User
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- florida
- Posts
- 4,614
well well this is becoming interesting now-YES it does start to hurt after hours of great sex...the more times a woman comes the less she has to provide for lubrication. Damn it gets hot down there and the friction just starts to rub the clit and lips raw! However there are always ways around that...
well the whole asking if you came or not-goes both ways!!! guess we just wanna know you feel good too...reassurance if you will!everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
-
15-07-04, 12:29 AM #9
Normal User
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- Malaysia
- Posts
- 26
my bf like to hv many times with me, and event i said "there" was started felt hurt...>_< how could i stop this guy ya...? :p
-
15-07-04, 12:38 AM #10
Normal User
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- England, Somerset
- Posts
- 470
Well guys would u rather let us go in pain rather than tell u it hurts??
What are we supost to do? lie? say that it feels amazin when its really starting to sting?- Claire -
-
15-07-04, 02:49 AM #11
Regular User
- Country:
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- In front of this screen.
- Posts
- 1,501
I think you guys missed a part of my post.
I wasnt talking about her pussy being sore"Ok, you need to stop. That ****ing hurts. For real."
Needless to say we were uhh, exploring new "areas".
-
15-07-04, 04:48 AM #12
Normal User
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- florida
- Posts
- 4,614
holy shit guess we missed that boat uh? well hell man of course that WAY is going to hurt...my ass hurts with this thought. 
Uh I do have one question tho? How else was she suppose to tell you? IT HURTS DAMNIT TAKE THAT DAMN THING OUT OF MY ASS!!!
proper etiquette here would be to say "Honey-uh can we please try something else...this is uncomfortable for me." yea I think thats what I would say...wait no I would say what I said above...no doubt.
everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
-
15-07-04, 09:34 AM #13
Regular User
- Country:
- Join Date
- Jul 2004
- Location
- In front of this screen.
- Posts
- 1,501
haha she knew it was coming. I didnt stand back, tell her to bend over, and take a running start.
We were "exploring", and it was her first time. Needless to say, it lasted all of about 12 seconds
-
16-07-04, 10:58 AM #14
Normal User
- Country:
- Join Date
- Sep 2003
- Gender
- Location
- Ramona, CA
- Posts
- 2,919
ROFL... of course it only lasted a few seconds.. lol....
but I have to say that was one hell of a visual.. you running toward her after asking her to bend over... ROFL.. nice one ..
"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
Similar Threads
-
What is the etiquette of asking for a number
By Off2College in forum Love Advice forumReplies: 20Last Post: 14-01-08, 12:28 PM -
Ms Jane's Class.. :Dating 101- What not to say to a woman your dating...
By jane in forum Love Advice forumReplies: 51Last Post: 14-05-05, 07:20 AM -
Ms. Jane's BJ Class Part II
By jane in forum Intimate ForumReplies: 3Last Post: 29-06-04, 06:42 AM -
Miss Jane's NEW Class "... take the socks off first..."
By jane in forum Intimate ForumReplies: 45Last Post: 27-06-04, 10:01 AM -
MS. Jane's Class of CLASSIC MOVES
By jane in forum Love Advice forumReplies: 47Last Post: 08-05-04, 12:21 PM
