I do not like spiders. If Indie can be afraid of snakes and his dad can be afraid of mice, I can damnwell shit myself when I see a bigass spider.
When I was a kid I went to Puerto Rico and wandered through the jungle with a friend of mine. A tarantula jumped down from a tree or something and landed on my face. Tell me you wouldn't be scared of spiders if a gigantic hairy freak latched onto you like a goddamn facehugger! Needless to say, I flailed around like I'd been set on fire and I screamed like a sissy.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein