my perfect wife

[kaiser27]

Re-reading it, it does sound crazy. Probably I'm messed up.

[misombra]

she doesn't have enough friends for you?

[Mish]

2.) If you read the list, how can someone want a "perfect wife" to not love them?

In the same way how can anyone want a "perfect wife" to:

- Apologise and back down even when its his fault
- Submissive and fearful but not in a way like fearful of violence but fearful of upsetting me for the love she's got for me
- Does not have over 5 friends (friends = people you spend more than 1 hour per week)

These seem like qualities for someone to avoid in their partner.

[boobaa]

Hmm, you said she loves and respects you but in the 'she don't have' list you wrote 'loves me'...

[misombra]

if i were a man the perfect wife for me would be somebody who didn't care if i slept with and impregnated any female thing alive and would do everything for me. and if she couldn't do it all for me we would find a bunch of other females to help her. and she would give me great sex all the time.

[Gribble]

I want a wife who lives in a different house but comes by every day to do my cooking and cleaning. I want a wife who encourages me to sleep with other women. Better yet, a wife willing to join in. She's got to be more beautiful than any of my friend's wives. I'd also like it if she didn't speak much English.

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

^^^LOL...Gribble and Misombra....you guys are a trip!