My “significant other” asks me to do a lot of BS but I have a plan

**mikephilly** · 16-09-08, 06:51 AM

I surf the internet A LOT, probably more then I should, anyway I found this website POSTaNEED.com . I think it's brand new but the reason I mention it is because, like I said, my “significant other” asks me to do a lot of BS stuff around the house that I know I have to do, but when I'm not working, I don't want to work more.

Here's "THE PLAN"

This weekend my “significant other” is going out of town and left me a serious to do list. I don't want to get into a huge fight with them when they get home and see that I didn't do anything on the list so I'm going to sign up and post every chore on that *%$#^ list on that website and just get people to come over to do it for me. When they get home, everything will be done. I AM A GENIUS

If you want to see how much stuff they want me to do I'm going to post it right now... I'm the person in Huston, TX. I think I'm one of the first people to post so just hit search and you'll see me.