oh so it's single people. sorry. i guess i didn't read all the rules. what about neo?
oh so it's single people. sorry. i guess i didn't read all the rules. what about neo?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Well I suppose someone with a partner could enter if they wanted to. I just thought they might have hard time explaining to their significant other that they can't have sex at the moment because they're in the middle of an abstinence bet with some of their internet friends.
I haven't heard from Neo. OV should be in it, but he loves his hand too much.
this competition is fierce.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
go booboo! go booboo!
(i stickied it.)
Last edited by misombra; 18-09-08 at 10:07 PM.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Nothing personal Booba, but to qualify you need to have a well established wanking pattern of at least one wanking event a week. You're just not a big enough wanker. That's why Scorp got knocked back as well.
Edit: Well Scorp is a massive wanker actually, just not the right kind of wanker for our competition.
can i put the list of competitors in your first post?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Sure! That's a capital idea.
You're just in a different class Booba. Everyone in the current field wanks at least several times a week. So we're all starting from a roughly similar footing. Even the women. You on the other hand haven't wanked for a fortnight and didn't even notice. I have never in my entire life gone anywhere near a fortnight without masturbating. So you see? We're sprinters, you are an endurance athlete.
Why don't you and Scorp go head to head in a marathon event? See who can go without wanking for six months?
If anyone lasts longer than a month, I'm going to lose.
I don't chase, I replace.
I fully intend to jerk it the minute the competition officially starts.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
my bet is on aj. he rides his bike and all that and gets all that energy out.
i say either cain or charlieboy pop first because they have recent sex memories.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.