Yeah, I'm in. Until around 11 or so tonight.
Yeah, I'm in. Until around 11 or so tonight.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
I just made it through my first night down here. Wanking is usually a big sleep-aid for me so I had a couple of glasses of red wine before I went to bed. Still, it was harder getting to sleep. I'm gonna do a lot of exercise today, a couple of surfs and go for a run or something.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
Yeah, that baby batter really puts a lot of pressure on your brain. It's no wonder you have to drink yourself to sleep now!
if things go my way, i might get dq'd tonight
edit: what happens if u get laid but dont bust a nut? is that still considered a disqualification?
i think it shouldnt lol
yeah I thought about that. If you get laid but don't blow I reckon that's alright. It would put you at a disadvantage.
Edit: That doesn't apply for the ladies. Sorry but you girls don't know the pain of blue balls.
Last edited by Charlie Boy II; 20-09-08 at 04:50 AM.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
Today was a wank way. Wanking is the best cure for hangover.
Don't expect anything.
Vida is rooting for you!
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CB, whats the prize? I just realized I just may be holding myself back from sex for no reason....
..::.*Love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to*.::..
the winner should get a nice toy.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
I want a waterproof vibrator
..::.*Love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to*.::..
Prize?! There is no prize. What do you think, I'm going to box up a brand new dildo and ship it to the Virginian Islands?
I think someone's looking for a reason to cave....
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.
you can have one of those things that lilwang was talking about.
lol oh geez what was that thing called again?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Fleshlight *shudder*. He should send a whole box of 'em to his fellow Buddists in Tibet. I can just see them all sitting up there in the mountains, pumping away.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.