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  1. 24-09-08, 08:35 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadieNisha4u2nv View Post
    so if I dont have a rug what kinda munching is that?
    What about tile licking?
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  2. 24-09-08, 08:50 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Fras, let me borrow Amy for a weekend and when she comes back to you she'll be up for anything you want.
    Dude, you just need to get a girl that's a little closer to home.
  3. 24-09-08, 09:04 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    What about tile licking?
    Lol...I said the same thing but I wanted to see what you guys would say.
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  4. 25-09-08, 01:27 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I put in like at least 6 months of rug munching before she ever even touched my wang.

    Okay, now that's just wrong.

    What I can't undertand is - why would she not WANT to!????!?
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  5. 25-09-08, 02:20 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    She's not interested (and probably way turned off) at the idea of anal sex.

    She's rejects the idea of using toys like dildos and vibrators.

    She won't wear a thong, and never think to wear her more sexy underwear unless I bring it up.

    She's never seen porn and is not interested in it from a moral perspective.

    It seems all she's interested in is normal sex.

    I'm adventurous.

    I get bored, but she's perfectly content with the same damn missionary position.

    I have always been very sexual, since my roots. I was intrigued by porn before I even realized I wasn't capable of having a baby. I've always researched sex and have watched my share of porn. I am a highly sexualized and relatively adventurous when it comes to sex. She on the other hand, from her small town in Texas, is not.

    It's just really getting to me.

    I was simply trying to have a conversation about toys and vibrators, and she got irritable with it.

    I'm getting angry just thinking about it.
    She's not a good match for you. Find someone else. It is really THAT simple.
  6. 25-09-08, 05:55 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by CompletePimp View Post
    She's not a good match for you. Find someone else. It is really THAT simple.
    Try reading the thread.

    It's really THAT simple.
  7. 25-09-08, 06:41 AM #37
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    I can feel her on the anal sex gig. Ugh!

    But I mean damn. All she digs is missionary?
    No Toys?
    Has she ever even masterbated?

    Poor thing <3 I feel for you.
  8. 26-09-08, 07:40 AM #38
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    Go slow. Play with her "bad place" a little, run your fingers, tongue (gross) and have a lubricant so you can use on your finger...Next thing you know she will be having orgarms off it....
    "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." Nietzsche

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  9. 26-09-08, 09:19 AM #39
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    I honestly thought he was going to say wood pecking.
    but tile licking... rawr!

    Quote Originally Posted by LadieNisha4u2nv View Post
    so if I dont have a rug what kinda munching is that?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    What about tile licking?
    Quote Originally Posted by LadieNisha4u2nv View Post
    Lol...I said the same thing but I wanted to see what you guys would say.
  10. 26-09-08, 11:44 AM #40
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    Tiles are smooth, wood is rough and ragged. I'd choose tiles anyday.
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  11. 26-09-08, 12:26 PM #41
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    How about someone stop worrying about what to suck on and just suck my dick. That way we're all happy. Or at least me.
  12. 26-09-08, 12:39 PM #42
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    i don't know aj. you're sort of a wanker.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

  13. 26-09-08, 12:43 PM #43
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    I would have sworn that was posted by DM rather than AJ. He must be getting corrupted.
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    I'm sorry i'm exhdusted...goodnight.
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