Anal sex - my girlfriend thinks it's "gay"...

[Junket]

Just need to monitor your diet (fruits, vegetables, whole grains, less meat and empty carbs) and your bowel movements to know when is or isn't a good night for anal play.

Truthfully?

I find some light touching and tickling to be very stimulating. We have some latex gloves and plenty of lube around so that's all good.

So when she takes my dick in her mouth then stimulates me down there. Phew! Hot stuff.

Penetration? I keep mindful of my bowel movements and I always shower and clean if I'm down for some that night. A finger is sufficient, but we got really crazy one night on Bourbon street and bought two vibrators. One was a g-spot vibrator, the other was a normal one.

Except it was 8 inches and 2 1/2 - 3 inches thick...Like I said, we were horny that night and I clearly wasn't thinking with my head. Holy crap. That thing was huge. I think I took probably 6 inches of that before she hit something painful. Not pleasurable at all. I'll stick to her digits in the mean time.

[misombra]

you're a butt pirate.

[1averagejoe]

I wouldn't mind taking it up the butt if it means I could stick it up hers. Seriously. I mean it can't be that bad, probably feels better for a guy than it does a girl because of our prostate.

[Jbleezyj]

LOL I don't think I would ever take something up the butt from my girl. Except this one time at the hospital the doctor had to stuff this huge dildo looking thing into my anus to check for fissures or something lol. Felt really weird because it was all lubed up and stuff. Felt kind of good but that area is exit only man I don't know why a girl would want to stick something up there lol.

The doctor was pretty hot too so yeh. That's my only anal experience and hopefully my last. Even though it wasn't for sexual pleasure. haha.

Although I don't have a urge for anal sex with women I have never tried it and would like to at least once. LOL. I think I'll stick with vaginal though.

[doppelgaenger]

you're a butt pirate.

Anal Pillage since before B.C.

But seriously though, this guy's girlfriend doesn't know what she's talking about. Why is anal sex associated so closely with homosexuality?

And why does it matter if it's homosexual or not? That's completely irrelevant. Is that her excuse for not wanting to do it? Does she think you will start wanting guys after you plummet into her back-end? Is she a puritan?

[Charlie Boy II]

f-cking hell Frasbee!!

[doppelgaenger]

Next thing we know, Frasbee's alias will be "Fagsbee"

[Charlie Boy II]

"monitoring your bowel movements to know when is a good night for anal play."

That actually made me feel ill.

[ransom_nite]

Next thing we know, Frasbee's alias will be "Fagsbee"

this actually made me laugh out loud.. hahaha...

[Junket]

I'm regular like twice a day, everyday so it's not a problem for me.

In any case, I love this whole sex thing, it hasn't even been a year since we first had sex. I figure so long as we keep some variety in there I won't get bored.

I know dopple is probably elated that he's not the only one to admit he's takin' it up the ass, but I know there's still too much of a stigma applied to it. Then again, I probably get to f*ck more times a week, per month, than half the male posters in this thread.

[vashti]

Wow Fras... it seems like only a few months ago you were a virgin!

[doppelgaenger]

Then again, I probably get to f*ck more times a week, per month, than half the male posters in this thread.

And rightfully earned. It is another 9 months before I can even touch my girlfriend.

[boobaa]

Its an unknown time until I can even touch my girlfriend. Now that sucks.

[ransom_nite]

And rightfully earned. It is another 9 months before I can even touch my girlfriend.

sucks too be you guys im with fras

[doppelgaenger]

No, it doesn't suck to be me. My girlfriend is the ****ing bomb. Simply put. No way in hell would I wait that long for anyone else.