How many of you women

[glow]

i don't know if i really have it. i love having a vagina and being a "woman" whatever that even means anyway, but i KNOW that i would NOT care if i had been born a boy, could care less, and if i had a penis for a day every week-month, i'm sure it would be hellas fun.

[doppelgaenger]

This thread is full of penis-envying yonis.

[Aeradalia]

I don't think I'd want a penis... sounds like a lot of work and maintenance. Have to keep it clean, have to keep it safe from EVERYTHING including yourself (stupidity or absentmindedness), have to learn how to aim (who has time for that whey you really gotta go?), and then the damn thing's horny all the time ... and you have to either find relief in your own calloused hand or pray you can find favor in one of nature's most fickle creatures on Earth (women).

Nah.. I'm happy that a quick shower is good enough for cleaning, generally injury is not a major concern (except for freak accidents), sitting down is much easier to learn than aiming (and useful for emergencies), and except in very serious situations... horniness can be turned off or dissuaded rather easily, and when you are horny it's really not that hard to find a guy that's willing.

[Gribble]

Oh my god. Are you serious? You think a penis requires more maintenance than a vagina? Do you know how many penis products I own? None. I have never owned anything specifically designed to maintain my penis. You've got douches, tampons, pads, gels, creams, and all kinds of shit. Plus you spout a leak once a month. My penis only leaks when I want it to. Also, I have a feeling it's a lot easier to clean a penis than it is a vagina. Soap it up. Rinse it off. Done. If it seems like men spend an unusual amount of time cleaning their penises while they shower that's only because it's so damn fun.

[Aeradalia]

Oh my god. Are you serious? You think a penis requires more maintenance than a vagina? Do you know how many penis products I own? None. I have never owned anything specifically designed to maintain my penis. You've got douches, tampons, pads, gels, creams, and all kinds of shit. Plus you spout a leak once a month. My penis only leaks when I want it to. Also, I have a feeling it's a lot easier to clean a penis than it is a vagina. Soap it up. Rinse it off. Done. If it seems like men spend an unusual amount of time cleaning their penises while they shower that's only because it's so damn fun.

Eh.. if a woman has to douche... it's due to a personal preference, because it's not required... same goes for gels and creams. Really and truly, soap and water is about all that's required.

Though women may bitch and moan about a period... it's only 3-4 days, take two Tylenol the first day, and buy a box of tampons... not that big of a deal.

A penis doesn't always leak when you want it to... on rare occasions at night it tends to have a mind of its own.

And the 30 seconds or minute that it takes a guy is quite a bit more than the couple of seconds it takes for women to clean their equipment.

We may argue this back and forth... but it may end up like most gender discussions... pros and cons on either side. I'm just happy with some of the conveniences I've found... as I'm sure you are in your situation. I didn't want to start a gender discussion, merely stating why I wouldn't want a penis --- thus not envying one.

[Gribble]

A penis doesn't always leak when you want it to... on rare occasions at night it tends to have a mind of its own.

You assume that is unwanted.

[Aeradalia]

You assume that is unwanted.

Lmao... alright.. you got me there...

[Illusional]

wow, reading this thread makes me realized how much thanks other members receive.

raverboy

[Cbrider]

Freud's Penis Envy was a hilarious topic in my Psyc class. My professor was very comfortable with saying whatever came to her mind. When we got to penis envy she in no way failed to deliver. She said something to the effect of of:

"Freud was an idiot and a creep, he had this ridiculous theory about penis envy. He believed that women had an envy over not having a penis. Why would I want that shit hanging between my legs and doing stand up comedy at the worst times in a public place? I mean the only thing I would want one for is peeing in the woods. no one wants to squat in a bush next to big foot to take a whiz. The best part is you can write your name with it...don't tell my husband, but he let me use his."

This was in a lecture of 300 mostly freshman students. She had the class rolling for a good 5 minutes over this one.

[Gribble]

My psyc professor was like that. He'd say whatever popped into his head, including F-bombs. I tell you, psyc could have been one boring class if not for him.