Weddings

**LadieNisha4u2nv** · 13-02-09, 08:44 AM

If I got married, I would spend majority of the money on the honeymoon. I dont plan to spend alot of money on the wedding itself, it's just one day.

**Gribble** · 13-02-09, 08:46 AM

I despise weddings. I was a groomsman at my friend's wedding a couple years ago. It was miserable. Had to stand in the sweltering heat wearing layers of clothes like it was winter while they played their little game. Ugh. I don't just despise weddings, I despise ceremonies of any kind.

**starbuck** · 13-02-09, 08:50 AM

I don't mind attending them. I've been to some really fun weddings before. Of course, those usually involved copious amounts of alcohol.

I just don't want one myself.

And even worse is women "oohing" and "ahhing" during the planning stage. That shit bores me to tears.

**Cbrider** · 13-02-09, 09:18 AM

Why does he have 7 groomsmen....its a wedding, not a draft.

**misombra** · 13-02-09, 09:53 AM

my bf's best friend made him the best man. the only thing he was required to wear was a hawaiian shirt because the girl wanted to get married in fuking hawaii!!!

he spent thousands of dollars to go.

**Only-virgins** · 13-02-09, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Indignant

dude, i love you more than family, and i would love for nothing more in my life then to be your best man. i could die a happy virgin knowing that i was your best men.......however..................my dog/mother/sister/grandma is sick, and i am giving them my last pennies for medical treatment. i just can't cough up $130 for entertainment when my family is in such condition.

Ok, but im not a virgin and yea...I will tell him I can't cough up 130 and than drive away in my 35k car to my house

lol , Ill lose a friend...not that I would care but wtf.

**vashti** · 13-02-09, 11:32 AM

Jeezus. You've known him since he was 8? Cough up the dough. It isn't that much when you consider cost per year. You are what...25? That is 17 years, at $7.64 per year. Don't p*ss on his parade. He asked you because he cares about you.

**Illusional** · 13-02-09, 11:58 AM

two things that i don't understand off hand...

first, why did you agree to being the best man.. and two, why are you listening to that website?? if you're going to be the best man, make him for this shit. afterall, he isn't your friend. he's your friend's friend.

raverboy

**Only-virgins** · 13-02-09, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Illusional

two things that i don't understand off hand...

He asked me a while back, I never figured they would actually get married. She is ugly as ****, my visual cortex pulses in pain when I look at her. He asked me in a car, caught me off guard and I agreed to it. Damn it, one year later here I am.

Originally Posted by vashti

Jeezus. You've known him since he was 8? Cough up the dough. It isn't that much when you consider cost per year. You are what...25? That is 17 years, at $7.64 per year. Don't p*ss on his parade. He asked you because he cares about you.

Yea, I gotta set up the bachelors party also. I hate this crap, what a thorn in my ass. Oh yea, and write a speech that I will read in front of 350 or more as he said people, which I don't know.

**doppelgaenger** · 13-02-09, 01:40 PM

Do you have to sit through a sermon or anything?

I'm crackin' up just imagining OV trying to remain civil at a church service, because every time I do, I can't help but have the imagery of him going up and smacking the pastor with a book of hymns

**Only-virgins** · 13-02-09, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by doppelgaenger

Do you have to sit through a sermon or anything?

I'm crackin' up just imagining OV trying to remain civil at a church service, because every time I do, I can't help but have the imagery of him going up and smacking the pastor with a book of hymns

Yes, im gonna have to stand in the house of lies and bring him up the ring. Don't you people know how a wedding works?

**misombra** · 13-02-09, 01:44 PM

i wanna see pictures of you in your suit!!!

**bluesummer** · 13-02-09, 01:45 PM

I'm paying for all my bridesmaid's dresses, because I figure it's the least I can do if they're going to have to go through the whole ordeal for me. According to 'tradition' they should pay for their own. I don't think that's fair though.

Is your friend really broke or something OV? Why is he asking you to pay for it?

**doppelgaenger** · 13-02-09, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Only-virgins

Yes, im gonna have to stand in the house of lies and bring him up the ring. Don't you people know how a wedding works?

Well sometimes you have to sit through a whole church service, sometimes you don't. That's what I was wondering.

Don't you know what a ****ing sermon is? You should, since you're an atheist.

**doppelgaenger** · 13-02-09, 01:47 PM

Anyway, go to the good will and buy a shitty 3 piece suit for 5 dollars. Wear that to the wedding, and the I'm with Stupid shirt underneath.

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