Here it comes again

**Doc Durian** · 07-07-09, 08:13 AM

The sickness of last month is back.

I've just randomly sharded myself and I'm afraid to shift too much from one side to the other. (approximately 3 minutes ago)

Time for a shower followed by a boiling hot bath with 3 kg of salt.

I need rubber jocks.

Wish me luck.

If I'm not back in an hour, send a search party.

**Spicy** · 07-07-09, 09:30 AM

I may have played Nurse Naughty once or twice, but i don't do bed pans.

Feel better quick, Pet.

**Yggdrasil** · 07-07-09, 09:35 AM

Ok, that's it.. I'm sending in the troops...

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**Doc Durian** · 07-07-09, 09:48 AM

The poo period.

**Doc Durian** · 07-07-09, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Spicy

I may have played Nurse Naughty once or twice, but i don't do bed pans.

Feel better quick, Pet.

I can think of a lot better things I could be feeling.

**Spicy** · 07-07-09, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Doc Durian

I can think of a lot better things I could be feeling.

Shall I venture a guess?

**Doc Durian** · 07-07-09, 09:59 AM

There's more guesses than the delicately long 10 fingers of my hands.

**Doc Durian** · 07-07-09, 10:07 AM

After looking at the thread title, I've had a tune stuck in my head since:

And here I go again with my colon
Flushing down the cistern I've lately known
Like a poofta I was born to squat and moan
But I've gauzed up my behind
I ain't washin' no more times

And here it comes again.

**Petit Papillon** · 07-07-09, 03:50 PM

EAT A SPOON OF COFFEE AND AVOID PINEAPPLE
That`s all I can say, seriously eat spoon of coffee i You want to make it work quick or if You don`t need a fast resolution, drink lots of coffee and coke ,it must help

And back, if You don`t feel like doing poopoo, eat pineapple(whole) , You`ll be quicker on the toilet than speedy gonzales

**Yggdrasil** · 08-07-09, 12:23 AM

A good old trick: rice water. Boil a cup of rice in three cups of water for 15 minutes; pour off the water into a cup to cool. Take several tablespoons of flour and swallow in small quantities, washing down with the rice water. The diarrhea should stop within an hour. For infants, give them rice water with a bit of sugar and milk. For older children, eat the rice whole.

**Petit Papillon** · 08-07-09, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil

A good old trick: rice water. Boil a cup of rice in three cups of water for 15 minutes; pour off the water into a cup to cool. Take several tablespoons of flour and swallow in small quantities, washing down with the rice water. The diarrhea should stop within an hour. For infants, give them rice water with a bit of sugar and milk. For older children, eat the rice whole.

I think he doesn`t need to drink just the rice water. It`s ok just to eat rice, it also stops from doing poopoo

**Yggdrasil** · 08-07-09, 12:40 AM

It's actualy what's in the rice water that stops the diarrhea petit. You can verify this by asking an MD.

I'm not sure what the correct name is for the compounds in the water which stop the diarrhea. All I remember is that when you boil rice, part of the rice disolves in the water, giving rice water it's milky color. It's that part combined with flour which helps stop diarrhea. The water also prevents one simultaneously from becomming dehydrated.

BTW: we're not talking minute rice here.

**Doc Durian** · 08-07-09, 10:15 AM

Oh God-

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**lilteapot** · 10-07-09, 06:16 AM

y u always gettin sick son???

**IndiReloaded** · 10-07-09, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by Doc Durian

Oh God-

I thought it was Oh Shit? (sorry)

All I know is that horrible cough (100 day bug) everyone had months ago is back for RndII. What is going on with everyone so sick these days?

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