Dear LF Admin(s):
Lose the frigging snowflakes, and any other seasonal effects your PHP bulletin board might make possible. They just take up bandwidth and make it difficult for old codgers like me to post. By the time the effects tinkle (i.e., pee) across my browser's display, and the server presents a text box into which I can type my comments, I've forgotten what it was I wanted to say. (Alzheimer's, you know.)