I don't even care for strippers, really. A) they won't have sex with me. B) if they would, they'd probably give me some kind of horrible infection and then try to charge for it.
No thank you. Besides, watching a girl rubbing against a pole isn't much fun unless it's my pole she's rubbing on.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein