Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I'm annoyed that I made an appointment for today at the Health Center two weeks ago (today is the first day they were open) and when I showed up they said they couldn't help me because I'm not a full-time student. They gave me the name of a free clinic, which I called, and which is not taking new patients until March, and the name of the one family doctor in town, which I can't really afford.
I'm annoyed that I went to Target to buy some rain boots, and they are all sold out for the season. Wtf. Rain gear is not winter-specific.
Also, I got a call from Office Depot that the hard drive I had gotten a rain check for had arrived. I drove over and they said, "Sorry, we were wrong. It's not here yet."
It's not my day!
This is the longest winter ever.
Spammer Spanker
I keep smelling dog poop. I work in a smaller office. Its not on my shoes. Someone has tracked it in or has it on their shoes.Makes me want to barph.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
The ****ing egotistical, patronising self absorbed, idiot/numpty/divvy, selfish, selfish(did i mention selfish) lying c**t that dares to call himself a man.
Otherwise known as the ex.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Rain. Its been raining like crazy lately. At least it hasn't flooded here yet like SoCal
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number
at the Center for Disease Control
A subcontractor that works for us part time is on my office and he is farting like some kind of wild beast who has been eating garbage. It's ****ing horrible. I shouldn't have to put up with this noxious environment.
Spammer Spanker
I feel for you giga... for some reason, old people flock to me like sheep, and I swear! They CANNOT control their anal sphincter! I'm not sure if they are unaware they are passing gas all the time, or if they just don't care. It's not like any of them ever say "excuse me".
I actually carry around a travel size air freshener with me when I am at work. Hospital strength. I am considering carrying some in my purse, too. I am pretty sensitive to foul odors.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I'm going to start lighting matches.
Spammer Spanker
I wish I had the nerve to say something to the younger offenders... it sucks that I was raised to avoid publicly embarrassing people.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I think the air freshener is a pretty good comment, if non-verbal.
Spammer Spanker
People who feel that turn signals are optional and to be used when and if they feel like it.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?