Dress up as the "love devil", horns and all, slap her behind and tell her to get to bed or she'll be cursed to lovelessness!
*cracks whip*
Use the mood graphic (^-there) to get you going.
Dress up as the "love devil", horns and all, slap her behind and tell her to get to bed or she'll be cursed to lovelessness!
*cracks whip*
Use the mood graphic (^-there) to get you going.
Don't do it if you don't feel comfortable. Lol. I don't understand why she wants you in it except to laugh at you as well. There is nothing manly or romantic about a man dressed up in Diapers.
I've seen dudes wear diapers. On Halloween. I wouldn't do it. Tell her its Toga or no go.
I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number
at the Center for Disease Control
Demanding little thing, isn't she?
She should respect the fact that it makes you uncomfortable. Just don't do it, once you give in to one demand, suddenly you'll be expected to give in to everything.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
Well I never told her to shove it or be rude, because we both have ALWAYS been jokesters with one and other. I understand her motive fo rthis lol, bu twe did talk about it today and no...I'm not going to be the Huggies clad, pasty white guy at the party lol. I'm going to wear my red, goofy tux and white shoes...and of course..pants!
I simply told her that I do not want to have people see me as a "very wild man"...I am a jokester, but I don't care to go that far even if people see the humour in it. Another thing is that I feel it would kill my sexual drive and I want to get all I can get on Val-night sexsapades.
HOWEVER!! I agreed to wear a pair of heart clad, red boxer shorts for her lol... That I can do.... Boxers= comfortable.... Dipees= sweaty, chafe and noisy!
I tried to upload pics of the giant dipees, but it won't let me..... These would fit an elephant.....I am not joking.
Actually darling, it's a visual most of us could probably live without anyway.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I'm not wearing them in the pic lol!!! hahah.
I would dump you if you were my bf.
<jk>
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.