Gay, present or future. That is all.
Gay, present or future. That is all.
I saw her on facebook and I was appalled at honest to god, at how ugly she was! Jesus. And then I was called a dog in comparison to her. I'm like wow, well if that's what you life then I'm glad as f**k to be ugly by his standards.
Seriously, is that what guys are going for? Ugly lips, nasty makeup and pot bellied with low cut jeans and crop tops... hello trailor trash. Anyways, Yes, I'm a cruel mean evil bitch. Which is why you guys love me. Especially you Giga.
I guess he's hot if you're a fag-hag.
Keep your love life off Facebook, don't cheat, it's never too soon to make a move on a woman you like.
Such bullshit, it's obvious that if you put "Who Is This Heavenly Blessed Beauty?" - a rhetorical question - as a title people are going to assume that you're either A. Posting a pic of yourself or B. Being a girl who posts a picture of some guy for the hell of it, the file name already has a name on it that you could pursue, it's a bathroom picture which makes the likelihood of it being a celebrity very slim (and thus people would have no idea who it is either way), and you could just bloody ask "Does anyone know who this is?" in the actual thread rather than "Yummy!" which puts focus back on my first point.
LOL! Like anyone asked yall for your opinions. Who gives a fcul what you think. I bet if everyone judged your pics you wouldn't be ecstatic about it.
I'm hot, Coco. I didn't ask for it though.
Sometimes it's a curse.
Like for instance last week when my pint sized 13 year old son and I wandered into a grocery store and we went to pay for the goods. She bat her eyelids, warmly smiled, and gazed into my eyes like a cool neverending drink.
I felt uncomfortable.
She was only a few years older than he.
Granted, she was fully developed and I would have jumped her bones at 13 myself...
...so I said nothing. It was he who spoke up as we walked out to the ute.
Kid: "Dad, when will chicks look at me like that?"
Me: "She was checking you out and checking out what you'll become in a few short years. She wasn't looking at me. She was filing away your face for the future. I hope you like cougar action, cause she's going to be riding your arse for a night out in a few short years. You better start preparing to bring your A game".
He was cool with that.
I was off the hook, though it's true.
(But she'd happily do the pair of us within 5 years, hands down)
I didn't have the heart to explain that.
Mini-me is in a delicate stage between youth and adulthood.
I'd happily do her mum though.
Maybe Mini-me and I could double date?
True, true. I'm old-fashioned in how I think men should look, though. Masculine. Chest hair (yes, I like chest hair). Hair that's shorter than mine.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
I don't even mind longish, shaggy hair, so long as it is clean and styled. It reminds me of my teenage days.
But yeah - I like masculine men. Chest hair, some muscle, and cannot look as though they are suffering from an eating disorder. NO makeup.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
My hair is pretty long. I have a masculine face and lots of masculine features, though... like a beard.