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    Quote Originally Posted by princess2u
    you met at TGIFridays.... a couple months ago... he never did call me back, BUT, did leave me with a lil something called herpes. which i then, gave to the dog.
    Wow..that's completely and utterly disgusting

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    it's from old school steve..... when andy dick is teaching the girls how to give oral!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve2004
    Wow..that's completely and utterly disgusting

    LMFAO.....haha... that is from the movie Old School.....the whole quote so please do not think that this is a personal thing ROFLMFAO
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    don't lie, you actually gave it to a dog but now you're trying to cover up. i've heard stories where people try to quote movies because they have said the truth, but it only backfired in their faces.

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    you crack me up illusional
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    priness.. what kinda weed are you smoking and where can i get some? i wanna laugh like you do too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manonfire
    heh i guess i got lucky and got one of the 30%!!!! woooooot got head today for first time!!! omg... imusta came like 20 times over 30 minutes, 69 is my new fav position!!!
    Smells fishy to me. I suspect you're either exaggerating or lying due to lack of information on the male refractory period
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    bwahaha! it could be a great disconcerting sat math question, where you have to eliminate the unnecessary figures.

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    heh i guess i got lucky and got one of the 30%!!!! woooooot got head today for first time!!! omg... imusta came like 20 times over 30 minutes, 69 is my new fav position!!!
    if manonfire continues to cum at this rate for the next seven days, at .21 billion sperm per ejaculation, how much sperm will remain from his estimated repository of 900 billion?

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    not a lot of sperm

    i got that question right on my SAT ^_^

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    To lick or be licked, good or bad....

    It's still a lick.

    Licking is good, quit whining.

    <c:

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    i wish i was getting licked right now......

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    i'm all squeeky clean. i just showered, so right now, i would mind if i were to be licked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional
    priness.. what kinda weed are you smoking and where can i get some? i wanna laugh like you do too.

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    only the best of course....i was always taught to share however, this morning the brain is being very dysfunction as if the little red caboose has jumped the damn track so apparently i am in need of more.....LMAO
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    shit, i remember one time i dropped e. i was about to sleep then i seen a little pikachu jumping on my friends leg, and i knew i was halucinating.

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    LMAO @ Illusional sorry to hear about that :rofl: this morning however, train and caboose are all on track thank goodness
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