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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    childbirth.
    It happens a lot with cows during birth...you have no idea how many cow butts I've had to sew up....Yea thats right...who the **** wants to be a zookeeper now...I don't mention that to women on a first date when she asks what I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dewilliams2 View Post
    It happens a lot with cows during birth...you have no idea how many cow butts I've had to sew up....Yea thats right...who the **** wants to be a zookeeper now...I don't mention that to women on a first date when she asks what I do.
    If you date a nurse, you could. Especially if she works in the prisons. I suspect they sew up a lot of butts, too.
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    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    This thread is starting to gross me out ...

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    Don't forget hemorrhoids! I recently had a patient with rectal prolapse. Painful for that poor person....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    If you date a nurse, you could. Especially if she works in the prisons. I suspect they sew up a lot of butts, too.
    Actually my gf works in a nursing home and she has told me some horror stories about having to tuck some old ladies butthole back in on a regular basis and that she also has a prolapsed uterus...some of the stories I hear can really ruin a fellas dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dewilliams2 View Post
    It happens a lot with cows during birth...you have no idea how many cow butts I've had to sew up....Yea thats right...who the **** wants to be a zookeeper now...I don't mention that to women on a first date when she asks what I do.
    Yeh, i find it kinda puts them off when they ask how my days been and i tell them i have had my hand up a cow/horse/sheeps arse.
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    Its amazing how many of us are associated with the business of broken asses....coincidence?

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