Originally Posted by
Gigabitch
Vash, are these guys asking you to look while they're flaccid or hard or what? Some guys are show-ers and some guys are growers. You can't really tell how big a dick is until it's fully erect, and if I were a nurse, I'd slap somebody for flashing his woody at me.
Ha! They are flaccid! And they usually ask late in my shift or the second day I have them. I had one guy who was really over the line, but I ended up having to catheterize him, and he settled down after that.
But that reminds me - I had an old male patient whose penis I needed to look at because it had a nasty skin tear on it, and it was erect when I looked. I was think "jeezus, this guy is over 90! But right as I was thinking it was gonna be one of THOSE kind of days, he told me that he had a penile implant.
(side note - it was crooked! the MD said the guy would need a GPS system to find his way in! hahahahah!!!)
Anyway asdfg789, I see penises every single day at work unless I have only female patients, and even then, I am likely to see some other guy's penis when helping out a coworker. How many I see in a day depends on my patient load and whether or not I am working in the ER doing intake assessments. On my regular floor, maybe 5 a day, but in the ER, I look at every single male who is admitted through that department. Don't worry though... the nurses don't really even notice size unless it is way outside of normal.
And yes, I know they aren't asking all the nurses. i tend to connect to a lot of people pretty easily at work, so I think they have usually developed a certain amount of trust in me.
Last edited by vashti; 30-03-10 at 02:09 AM.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?