Strange smell at the bridge

[Incognito]

I'm only posting this because of what my initial thought was when I was trying to explain what I smelled to my friend. Anyway, I was driving down a small road that only has one lane in each direction. There is a concrete bridge somewhere in the middle of its couple mile stretch. It was in the evening and it was a bit humid outside. As I got close to the bridge I smelled something odd. I couldn't figure it out, but I didn't like it. Then I got to the bridge and the smell was overwhelming.......it smelled like semen! I swear it smelled like King Kong came by and blew his load in the creek under the bridge! LOL It was horrible. It took another mile for the smell to fade away. I have no idea what it could have been.

[QueenofCorona]

Ew jizz smell. Is there a pulic bathroom or wayside rest that is near by?

[the_robot]

lol, I've never smelt anything that smelt like semen

[Aeradalia]

Any cattle out where you live? And did they get loose?

[Incognito]

Ew jizz smell. Is there a pulic bathroom or wayside rest that is near by?

Nope, just a bridge on a small road. There are houses along the street, but even if someone was having the biggest orgy of all time it couldn't have resulted in what I smelled. That's why my initial thought was to describe it as King Kong blowing his load..........lol, King Kong.

[Gigabitch]

That is incredibly bizarre. It was the Bridge Over the River Cum.

[Aeradalia]

A morbid thought... maybe someone was recently raped?

[Incognito]

Any cattle out where you live? And did they get loose?

Someone on that stretch of road does have a few cows, but I doubt they got loose because they probably would have been in the road. Cows aren't common in my area, as there aren't any farms around. Its a suburban residential area.

[QueenofCorona]

That is incredibly bizarre. It was the Bridge Over the River Cum.

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the cum of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll have his bone to give me head

[Incognito]

A morbid thought... maybe someone was recently raped?

??? I don't know about you but I've never known a human to be able to discern a rape scene by scent only in an open air environment. I certainly didn't smell a few ounces of ejaculate.

[Incognito]

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the cum of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll have his bone to give me head

Hahaha! That was both cleaver and arousing!

[doppelgaenger]

What does semen smell like? I can't seem to smell my own.

[Incognito]

Mix up some pancake batter and let it sit for a few minutes. You'll know exactly what it smells like (or can smell like). Then again it may make you not want to eat pancakes again, lol.

[doppelgaenger]

I don't smell anything. My semen doesn't have a scent.

[Incognito]

So you're telling me that you just rubbed one out and are smelling your load.....right now? That's the impression that I'm getting. Anyway I find it odd that your semen doesn't have a scent. Either you're a vegetarian, or you have a terrible sense of smell.