I took her hand, gazed into her eyes...then to her lips...then into her eyes...then back to her lips.
"Uh...you've got some food or something hanging from your mustache."
She tried to reply, "Wha-" Kapow! Kiss landed. I am the man.
<Edit>: That should read. "Kapow! Kiss landed. I am the single man with a stinging face.
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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."