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    SICK. What is wrong with people's potty skills?
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    I have even sicker story. Once I was working at the airport I went to the toilet and since the moment I came into the WC,it was stinking like shit. When I opened the doors of cabine I saw shit IN FRONT of the toilet ,on the toilet AND ON THE WALL!!!! But not inside!! Imagine for ****s sake how sick are some women. Simply sick!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    I have even sicker story. Once I was working at the airport I went to the toilet and since the moment I came into the WC,it was stinking like shit. When I opened the doors of cabine I saw shit IN FRONT of the toilet ,on the toilet AND ON THE WALL!!!! But not inside!! Imagine for ****s sake how sick are some women. Simply sick!!!
    I have seen that. how do they do it?

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    I have a picture of this,if you want I can add it later or tomorrow
    How should I know how they do it? I never done this before or didn't even think about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    SICK. What is wrong with people's potty skills?
    Take a pic with your phone. Add it to one of these 'your momma doesn't work here or HERE!' signs and point the last to the gross toilet pic. It works.

    [url=http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/07/06/your-mother-doesnt-work-here-or-here-or-here-or-here/]your mother doesn’t work here (or here, or here, or here) | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com ? funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people[/url]

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    At least you guys don't have to stand 10 feet back every time you go to a public restroom cause some shrimp dick was to small to aim his dick at the toilet and he pissed all over the floor and seat.

    I was seeing a girl I worked with for awhile and we were at the store standing in line one day and she said "if you guys don't stop pissing on the seat you're going to be cleaning your own toilet."...this woman turned around and said "I know what you mean I clean for a living its gross."....I was like hold up I don't even use that bathroom and now strangers think I'm pissin all over the toilet seat.

    I always go in the house trailer and use the one in there...or I piss on a tree if we are closed.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


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    That happened to me in Houston. I went into a WalMart bathroom and was doing a number 2. As I sat there I saw what I thought to be a short tootsie roll by my shoe and I noticed a distinct smell of someone else's shit. I grew disgusted and covered the "tootsie roll" with toilet paper. I then turned my head and saw (much to my disgust and dismay) that the "tootsie roll" had been used to write a large word on the wall in cursive handwriting. The writing was elegant and shitty at the same time, LOL.
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    I swear my roommate waits til I get home and in my bedroom to romp his girlfriend. His room is right over mine. From the sounds of it he's a horrible lay, like a rabbit on crack. Mix it up the technique a bit, jackhammer.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dewilliams2 View Post
    At least you guys don't have to stand 10 feet back every time you go to a public restroom cause some shrimp dick was to small to aim his dick at the toilet and he pissed all over the floor and seat.

    I was seeing a girl I worked with for awhile and we were at the store standing in line one day and she said "if you guys don't stop pissing on the seat you're going to be cleaning your own toilet."...this woman turned around and said "I know what you mean I clean for a living its gross."....I was like hold up I don't even use that bathroom and now strangers think I'm pissin all over the toilet seat.

    I always go in the house trailer and use the one in there...or I piss on a tree if we are closed.
    You think women are any better?

    How well do you think they can aim their cunts when they're trying to hover over the seat?

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    Dude, what kind of worn out floppy vaginaed women do you roll with? And what woman "hovers" over the seat unless they're in an absolutely shady, filthy bathroom? I'm 30 and have done the hover maybe twice.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    You think women are any better?

    How well do you think they can aim their cunts when they're trying to hover over the seat?
    My friends were able to hit urinals at a concert....I was impressed....really though they kinda had to stand over top of the little lip that comes out.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    Dude, what kind of worn out floppy vaginaed women do you roll with? And what woman "hovers" over the seat unless they're in an absolutely shady, filthy bathroom? I'm 30 and have done the hover maybe twice.
    Mmm I'm 20 and I need to be VERY carefull with public toilets... I had tendency to have 12 or more urinal infections per year so no matter hoàw much the public toilet was clean for the eye,you never ****ing know how many and what bacteries are there. That's for sure. At least you should put some toilet paper on it.
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    Ewww.... PP has 12 plus problems with her PP per year.

    (joke..lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    Dude, what kind of worn out floppy vaginaed women do you roll with? And what woman "hovers" over the seat unless they're in an absolutely shady, filthy bathroom? I'm 30 and have done the hover maybe twice.
    Uh, I don't exactly share bathrooms with women I "roll" with.

    Port-o-johns are a perfect example.

    It only takes one woman, (or mexican), to ruin it for everybody.

    Nobody likes to have to use them, but there's nothing worse than someone proving why you don't want to have to use them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    Mmm I'm 20 and I need to be VERY carefull with public toilets... I had tendency to have 12 or more urinal infections per year so no matter hoàw much the public toilet was clean for the eye,you never ****ing know how many and what bacteries are there. That's for sure. At least you should put some toilet paper on it.


    I've never had a single UTI!

    But you aren't getting them from public toilets. Sex is more likely the culprit. PM me if you want more info.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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