Vaginas are pretty disgusting. And actually putting one's mouth on them? Ewwh. Gross.
But when a chick slips out of her tighty-tight jeans, slides that thong down, and lays back on the edge of your bed, legs spread eagle... Oh, my ****ing god. I don't care how disgusting it is. Dinner's ready and I've been starving all goddamn day.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein