It's interesting, because at first I assumed that one's profile should be what outlines who he or she is personally and overall, so that others can know perfectly well if they want to try talking to that person. This seemed logical to me as the most time and cost-efficient way to date. Apparently, however, girls prefer a profile that is exciting to read, even at the expense of being uninformative. Now I have lots of girls, but none of them understand who I truly am. They just want to have sex with me, and only so long as I remember not to say anything that's really on my mind.
It sure beats masturbation, though.