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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    Did you even need to ask!?



    Not even my desk is safe, they help themselves to whatever is there! I do have a locked draw though, so think i am gonna have to start locking my lunch away!!!!
    You should try fainting one day.

    Put an appetizing lunch in there, then once it's gone, go in and freak out, and start yelling about how you're sick of them eating your lunch, that you're a diabetic- at which point you take the time to faint.

    Either you'd freak 'em out, or they'd eat you, not sure which.

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    Somebody mentioned the idea of putting laxatives in your decoy lunch, qwerty. It might have been bluesummer. I thought it was brilliant and I think you should do it. Make some brownies with a double dose of laxatives in them, tell everyone they're special diabetic recipe brownies that you love because they're so incredibly delicious but aren't full of sugar (to explain the off taste) and tell them not to eat them.

    Then leave them in the fridge until they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gigabitch View Post
    somebody mentioned the idea of putting laxatives in your decoy lunch, qwerty. It might have been bluesummer. I thought it was brilliant and i think you should do it. Make some brownies with a double dose of laxatives in them, tell everyone they're special diabetic recipe brownies that you love because they're so incredibly delicious but aren't full of sugar (to explain the off taste) and tell them not to eat them.

    Then leave them in the fridge until they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    You should try fainting one day.

    Put an appetizing lunch in there, then once it's gone, go in and freak out, and start yelling about how you're sick of them eating your lunch, that you're a diabetic- at which point you take the time to faint.

    Either you'd freak 'em out, or they'd eat you, not sure which.
    As much as i would love to scare them like that, i cant really as if i ever do have a sugar crash then its kinda important i get help, and i dont want them to think im faking...the boy who cried wolf an all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Somebody mentioned the idea of putting laxatives in your decoy lunch, qwerty. It might have been bluesummer. I thought it was brilliant and I think you should do it. Make some brownies with a double dose of laxatives in them, tell everyone they're special diabetic recipe brownies that you love because they're so incredibly delicious but aren't full of sugar (to explain the off taste) and tell them not to eat them.

    Then leave them in the fridge until they do.
    Im liking this idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    I dont fcuking believe this. One of the women i work with has eaten my lunch...its like the 4th time this has happened. I was out of the department for not even an hour earlier and in that time it has gone! They are the only ones that couldve eaten it, i have loads of work to catch up on so planned to work and eat at the same time so dont have time to go out and get any more.
    Ive tried telling them that eating a hungry diabetics food is not that clever...their response is to sit there like to 12yr old kids being told off, well **** them, im going over their heads with this one.
    We had this problem at work one time. Someone wrote them an embarrassing, nasty note and taped it on the fridge for everyone to see. Im not saying you should do that- bc I dont think I could be that mean... just a thought.

    You could put sleeping pills or laxatives or something like that in it.... ha....

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    I'd have sex with Kayla.

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    ahh.. should have read all comments before posting.. someone has already suggested laxatives. I say do it- and PLEASE come back and tell us what happened!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurt_confuzd View Post
    I'd have sex with Kayla.

    LOL! I dont even know what to say to that-

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    Don't say anything, dear. It'll kill the mood.

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    I didn't sleep good last night.

    My bf's ex wife got thinks its a good idea to "seperate the girls" meaning she now wants to step up and have the 6 year old live with her half way across the country and my bf take the 8 year old with behavioral problems. She took off when the 6 year old was 2 and has only been in her life in the last 2 years. GREAT idea, lady. Smaaaaart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    I didn't sleep good last night.

    My bf's ex wife got thinks its a good idea to "seperate the girls" meaning she now wants to step up and have the 6 year old live with her half way across the country and my bf take the 8 year old with behavioral problems. She took off when the 6 year old was 2 and has only been in her life in the last 2 years. GREAT idea, lady. Smaaaaart.
    What? Oh, HELL no! Maybe the reason the 8 year old has behavioral problems is because her mother abandoned her? Stupid woman. She should have her ovaries removed.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    I know.....I know. One of her many great ideas. The girls have been out there 2 weeks and she calls him all the time whining how "tired" the 8 year old makes her and she just won't listen. I can't wait til she suggests again that my bf uproot his life and move to DC, so he can have the girls but she can see them more. Nothing like being a mom when and if it suits you.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post

    My bf's ex wife got thinks its a good idea to "seperate the girls" meaning she now wants to step up and have the 6 year old live with her half way across the country and my bf take the 8 year old with behavioral problems. She took off when the 6 year old was 2 and has only been in her life in the last 2 years. GREAT idea, lady. Smaaaaart.
    What a twat. I hope she falls down a well. Both of those kids are going to get all ****ed up about this- don't discount the fact that the six year old is negatively affected by this as well. I was the "good kid" in my family and it carries it's own pain, believe me.
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    Had to wake up around 6.30 am for an exam... now I'm dead tired, haven't slept much the last couple of weeks. At least I will be done with exams in 5 days for a loooong time.

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    I have a pimple right under my nostril. Hurts like heck. I keep picking at it too. People probaly think I'm pickin my nose.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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