Oh gosh, I feel so silly now. Condoms! Of course! Guys, it's cool, they're going to be responsible about screwing a sibling.have you guys ever heard of condoms?
I apologize. Let me help.I didn't expect to get all this negative feedback.
Guide to Banging Your Sister
by MerryH
So, your sister is hot. Sure, you've taken baths together as kids, but now that you don't have your mother watching over your every move (jeez, mom, a little privacy!...right? hehe) how can you take it to the next level?
The key to every relationship is to have things in common. Luckily for you, you don't even have to work hard for this step. You have family in common! Use this to your advantage. When you want to get close to her, just tell your favorite story about your Aunt Rose. This will remind her of how much history you two share, and will loosen her up for more. Get what I'm saying? I know you do.
Next, women like to feel comfortable and safe. And when in your life did you feel the most comfort and safety? It was most likely when you were a kid. Since you know all the details of her childhood (duh, you were there!), recreate one of her warmest memories. For example, mine was this one time we camped out as a family in the backyard and made s'mores! So in this case, you'd set up a tent (two-person, please...you don't need your ENTIRE family there for this lol) and start a romantic fire and make more s'mores! A good tip is to tell scary stories so if she gets scared, you have an opening to put your arm around her. But be careful! Don't tell the same stories your parents told or else she'll be all like, "Heyyy I've heard that one before!" and punch you playfully in the arm before giving you a noogie. Sigh. Just like old times.
Now, I have more advice for you, but unfortunately, I don't just give this wisdom out for free. I mean, does a doctor give exams for free? I didn't think so! You can paypal me (I'll PM you with the details) for my e-book entitled "Sister Seduction 101: It Ain't Inbreedin' if You Don't Have A Child."