yeah man that is a ****ED UP situation! but if a girl is gonna put you in jail for nothing than you probably dont want to be with her anyway. had that happen to me once. spent 9 days in county, never touched her!! i wasnt even drunk, she was! one more reason i hate the police. just know that if a girl says anything no matter how preposterous it is YOU are going to jail! even if they are drunk, you are not, and they assault you. if you are ever in that situation again DONT touch her at all, and either leave or call the police first. if you have marks on you and she doesnt she might go to jail instead of you!
I got loaded last night on a bottle of gin
And I had a fight with my redneck girlfriend
But when I'm drinkin' I am nobody's friend
Please baby wait for me until they let me out again