Q: Whats my name bitch?
A: Jesus Christ
Q: Whats my name bitch?
A: Jesus Christ
Mommy, am I a naughty boy? do you like your little boys cock inside your pussy?
All of the ones I can think of even make me blush a bit.
What's a strange one that isn't mildly disturbing.. umm..
Her: "Slap me across the face. HARD."
Me: "No thank you."
Oh.
Her: "I can't believe she's getting married before me... let's go **** on her wedding dress."
Wasn't actually during sex but was pretty funny.
Her: Bite me hard.
Me: (biting a bit harder on her nipple)
Her: I said HARDER, you prick!
Me: (I chomp down, ready to taste blood and get a bandaid.)
Her: Oooooh, **** yeah!
Me: O.o
And that was my introduction to pain and sex. Odd, but, it really got her going.
Another one. I'm a bit loud when I climax, so I was in a hotel, and they had this small dense pillow. When I was cumming I grabbed it and put it over my mouth, and just let loose. When finished and exhausted, I said "That makes a great screaming pillow."
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I am homosexual. A lesbian, actually. If you have a problem with that, then it sucks for you. It's not your problem. It's not even a problem. I quite like it this way.
"Oh baby, yeah! Shake that bear!"
Google it.
"Ride me princess!" by far the weirdest thing to be called lol
After really good sex I laugh loudly strange but true
Yes, the "L" word. My gf says, "I love your cock" all the time and recently said, "I'd love to be with you."
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