So, I thought I'd give us guys a good subject to discuss. As a matter of fact.. one of my favorite subjects. Ejaculation.
One of my favorite things about being a guy is the male orgasm. It rocks. It's so cool. All you women and your silly quivering and spasms can do naught but stare in wonder at the explosive fountain of love that is the male orgasm.
Now, I pose this question to you men. Do you ever save up? Come on.. you know what I'm talking about. When you've got a date coming up or you have a pretty good idea you're going to be taking a run at some chick in the next few days, do you avoid masturbating just so you have an extra impressive load for her? Please tell me I'm not the only one. I want women to be impressed, and possibly blinded, by my love explosion. It makes me feel impressive... simply impressive. I actually will make sure to shoot in a condom if I'm on my second or third turn in a short period, as I know I just wouldn't have such a grand display.
To allow women into the conversation, what are your feelings on the matter? Are you impressed by ejaculation? I just can't see how you wouldn't be. You can be grossed out if you want.. but it's kind of silly; it's literally created to go inside of your bodies. It's not like the dude is pissing on you; it's literally meant to come in contact with you. Does it turn you on? Does it freak you out? Could you care less? Do you find a man more impressive if he has a big load? Let's face it, even if you're grossed out by it aren't you a little disappointed if he just kind of dribbles out.. it's practically an insult!
Let's discuss the best part about being a guy.. getting to shoot love nectar all over the damned place!
(On a slightly less silly note, I seriously do this and while it IS partially for that reason it's also mainly because the less I masturbate, within reason, the better quality of erection I get and the more times I can go WITH A QUALITY erection rapidly. I find my sweet spot to be masturbating every other day, although I can do sex every day with tip-top quality.. which I think is just because I get more excited and more helpful hormones and such from sex. What's your sweet spot? And come on guys, you know what I mean.. there are some days where you're like "Damn, little dude is looking goooood today." and others where he clearly just doesn't have his game face on.)
Also, as a note to women. **** pretending to orgasm, pretend to enjoy cum. Seriously. I have dumped several girls simply on the grounds that at some point they said something stupid like "some guys are weird and like to cum over tits or whatever.. just gross." Really? Really ladies? Rude. RUDE. Us guys are just trying to display how wonderfully excited and worked up you get us. It's a compliment.