So the other day I was having sex with these two guys and they were all sexy and buff with tattoos, which really turns me on.
So I'm on all fours, one in front of me with whom I am performing oral on and one behind me who is having conventional sex with me and I told them it'd be hot if they made out while they had their way with me.
That's when they got all mad and were saying, "We're not gay, we're not gay, we don't like that".
I just asked them to kiss each other and they flip out!
So I stop and I ask them why they got all mad and they tell me it's cuz God hates gays and stuff.
So I go out to my car and get my bible and bring it in and tell them to look up where it says this and they can't show me, they just half heartedly try to recite the quote.
If a guy does a guy behind closed doors why do straight guys flip out so much?
I was so put off by this I just got them off quick and left.