I don't think I can do this...
Cool guys were all over the place.....but I see a lying bastard in anyone dares to approach....
I know what all of you might be thinkin' SEEK HELP!
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24-08-11, 05:33 AM #1
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Moving on turned out to be harder that I thought?
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 06:35 AM #2
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Seek Ice Cream.
Chocolate Ice Cream.
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24-08-11, 06:48 AM #3
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I know.... they never ever lie to me.... about calories and trans fat
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 06:51 AM #4
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Let him go and eat chocolate. Chocolate alone will suffice and it's therapeutic.
Last edited by Jenswaiting; 24-08-11 at 07:04 AM. Reason: spelling
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24-08-11, 06:51 AM #5
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the next thing I know..... oh I gained extra 5 pounds without knowing ....
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 06:57 AM #6
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Who me? But l don't want any. Too late for that sort of thing.
Originally Posted by Jenswaiting
She is a vampiress on the other hand and once confided in me that chocolate ice cream was her real desire, not blood.
Sorry to let your secret out.
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24-08-11, 06:58 AM #7
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Or maybe seek female company for a while? Time with my girlfriends always brings me up and sometimes it's nice simply not having to deal with men.
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24-08-11, 07:01 AM #8
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That's a point. Originally Posted by Vanessa
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24-08-11, 07:01 AM #9
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loool max Originally Posted by maxmax
she's talking about my ex bastard....."It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 07:06 AM #10
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the thing is my girlfriends think I'm a whining b***** Originally Posted by Vanessa
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 07:10 AM #11
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I didn't suggest to eat five pounds of chocolate! This is part of the therapy. Eat chocolate, go for a run, hang out with friends. Rinse, repeat. Avoid dating for at least 3 months. Originally Posted by vampiress
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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world.
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24-08-11, 07:11 AM #12
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Maybe I am a Whinny Bitch
"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 07:13 AM #13
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It's raining Jen Originally Posted by Jenswaiting
I don't think i can do this.......
I can't do anything useful"It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld
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24-08-11, 07:16 AM #14
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Vamps is on fire!!!!
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24-08-11, 07:18 AM #15
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Here's a bucket of water ... Originally Posted by vampiress
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