I made this account when I first came here just to post a couple of stupid nothings.
First: I'm not sticking around. I'm bored, in a coffee house, and I have about three hours to kill. So here I am. And here I won't be very soon.
Second: What's up? How's life? Who else got knocked up and/or hitched? That seemed to be the trend before I left.
Third: My favorite topic: Me.
Despite telling myself I would never bother with the pursuit of money I've decided to get involved in the Shanghai Stock Exchange. Yeah, I probably will get shanghaied, but even Buffett agrees this century belongs to the Chinese. Let their emerging markets fund my travels.
Speaking of travels, I spent the summer on the saddle of my new and beloved motorcycle.
Rode her from DC to Vancouver to Tijuana and back through floods, snow, deserts, heat waves, sandstorms and hale, and not one complaint the whole way. All it takes is a touch and a twist to get my sweet baby's motor hot and revving. I think I'm in love.
Oh, Miso? I saw your beloved New Mexico. Beautiful. Hot, dry and desolate, but beautiful. Course the whole of the Southwest looked the same to my ignorant eyes and it got old after a thousand miles or so.
Speaking of love, nothing's changed. Still mistreating the lady-folk. I'm more of a misogynist. I can't tolerate weakness, and owning a vagina is no longer an excuse by my book. **** your nails, **** your hair, **** your dresses. Toughen up. I'll marry the one who can ride with me up and down a continent through whatever shit nature throws at us without complaint--like my sweet darlin' Beamer. Until I meet that woman I'm going to use the weak and cowardly girls for my pleasure.
There's more going on in my life, but this post is already a tl;dr. So tell me about you. I'm not scouring these forums to find out about my favorites. Too ****ing lazy and not enough time.