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    Chainletter

    This "chain letter'' is realso followthe instructions and something good will happen!!

    LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!

    Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.

    When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so

    BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

    The Lovers of the Heart
    In order to form
    a more perfect kiss,
    enable the mighty hug to promote
    to whom we please
    but one kiss.

    Article 1:
    STATE:ment of Love:
    The Kiss

    1.Kiss on the hand
    I adore you

    2.Kiss on the cheek
    I just want to be friends

    3.Kiss on the neck
    I want you

    4.Kiss on the lips
    I love you

    5.Kiss on the ears
    I am just playing

    6.Kiss anywhere else
    lets not get carried away

    7.Look in your eyes
    kiss me

    8.Playing with your hair
    I can't live without you

    9.Hand on your waist
    I love you to much to let you go

    Article 2:
    The Three Steps

    1.Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

    2.Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

    3. Guys &Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

    Article 3:
    The Commandments

    1.Thou shall not squeezetoo hard.

    2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss,but take one.

    3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

    * Remember *

    A peach is a peach
    A plum is a plum,
    A kiss isn't a kiss
    Without some tongue.
    So open up your mouth
    close your eyes,
    and give your tongue
    some exercise!!!

    Here are a few reasons
    why guys like girls:
    1.They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

    2.The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

    3. How cute they look when they sleep

    4.The ease in which they fit into our arms

    5.The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

    6.How cute they are when they eat

    7.The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

    8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

    9.The way they look good no matter what they wear

    10.The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

    11.How cute they are when they argue

    12.The way her hand always finds yours

    13.The way they smile

    14.The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

    15.The way she says "lets not fight anymore"even though you know that an hour later....

    16.The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

    17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

    18.Actually ...just the way they kiss you...

    19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

    20. Then the way they apologize For crying over something that silly

    21.The way they hit youand expect it to hurt

    22.Then the way they apologizewhen it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

    23. The way they say "I miss you"

    24. The way you miss them

    25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....

    Yet regardless
    if you love them,
    hate them,
    wish they would die or
    know that you would diewithout them ...
    it matters not....................
    Because once in your life,
    whatever they were to the world
    they become everything to you.
    When you look them in the eyes,
    traveling to
    the depths of their souls
    and
    you say a million things
    without trace of a sound,
    you know that your own life
    is inevitable consumed
    within the rhythmic beatings
    of her very heart.
    We love them for a million reasons,
    No paper would do it justice.
    It is a thing not of the mind
    but of the heart.
    A feeling.
    Only felt.

    *This chain started in 1887.
    It is a love chain letter.
    In an hour you are
    supposed to send it to
    25 people.
    It is easy, just look into
    chat rooms and find them.
    Anyway,
    send it to 25 people in 1 hour.

    Now here
    comes the fun part.
    You then say
    the name of the person
    you like or love
    and then the person will say
    "I love you,"
    or
    "Will you go out with me?"


    NO JOKE!!!!!
    NOW
    THE CONSEQUENCES

    The consequences are:
    If you break the chain letter,
    you will have bad luck
    in future relationships.

    If you don't
    break the chain,
    then you will be a
    happy camper!!!

    CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
    You have been chosen
    to participate
    in the
    LONGEST
    and the
    LUCKIEST
    chain letter on the Internet!
    Once you read,
    this letter you must
    IMMEDIATELY
    (meaning within the hour)
    be sent to\
    25
    people
    After you send it,
    make a wish
    and it will come
    TRUE
    YOU MAY NOT WAIT
    FOR A CERTAIN TIME
    TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
    IT MUST BE SENT
    TO
    25
    PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
    OR
    YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
    TRUE!
    If THIS
    CHAIN LETTER
    IS CONTINUED UNTIL
    THE YEAR 2004, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
    THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
    PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!


    *WARNING*

    IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
    SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
    WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

    NOTE*
    THE MORE PEOPLE
    YOU SEND THIS TO
    THE MORE LUCK YOU WILl
    HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
    IF YOU BREAK
    THE CHAIN LETTER
    (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
    YOU WILL HAVE
    BAD LUCK
    WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE\
    FOR SEVEN YEARS.
    THIS IS
    NO
    JOKE.
    GOOD LUCK!!

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    haha.. THIS is what i need in my life right now.. more bullshit. however these are always funny. it's like saying if you break a mirror you will get 7 years of bad luck.

    raverboy
    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    oh no. oh god no.

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    (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
    LOL I'm sure it was...
    Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]

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    i've read this stupid chain too many times.

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    yes it has been going on since 1887 and i was born in 953bc

    raverboy
    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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