I'm pretty sure that the bible says women have to put out when their husband says so.
Now as an agnostic it would not be entirely hypocritical of me to go to church in search of a christian wife ( you see I believe in god, I just don't get the logic to the different denominations of churches and a fictional book that was written by men ) I just have a few questions.
As a good christian wife it is your job to please me, therefore if I schedule anal for every wednesday, you'd need to comply. Correct ? Or else god will be mad at you ?
Secondly, Christian women are supposed to be virgins, which means my lack of actual dating experience should put me on equal footing with a Christian woman.
Thirdly, do they shave their pubes ? If not then the deal is off.
Finally. I didn't mind church, but I don't like those weird ass modern day Christians. They're just weird. Would I need to hang out with her christian youth group friends from 10 years ago, or do they get over that crap ?