Idiot Ex,
I'll never tell your current girlfriend that you used to call her ugly before you ended up together. It would make me look evil and unhappy... Well, evil I might be, but truly, it's none of my business to do so.
I hope I have taught you well. You probably don't tell *her* how much you're turned on by Jessica Alba (although I still hear you saying such things to your friends), and you probably remember to lend *her* an umbrella, and you probably know something about not giving idiotic gifts of badly designed plushy animals.
Oh, who am I kidding. You've probably become worse, what with all of your new substance addictions. But she wouldn't know better, so you deserve each other.
You tried to teach me that all men are cheating scum (at least in their heads) because you are that way.
It's been several years, so I'm finally ready to be friends like you wanted - if you're ready to listen how much my life rocks without killing your sorry self.
0=)
P. S. Stop bragging to your colleagues that I'm your ex, you're embarrassing me.
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Good thread... However shall I read it all?