Looking for a Classic-European Caucasian Girl

[hayanisel]

Hello. I am looking for a white Caucasian girl younger than me, someone old-fashioned with classic European flavour. I don't need you to be pretty (just for the record, any Caucasian man or woman counts as class A+ beauty in Asia), and I don't need you to be rich. My expectations are achievable by your wills, lifestyles, personalities, and principles. This is what I am looking for. If you are a virgin (excluding masturbation and lesbian acts) Caucasian Female younger and taller than me with old-fashioned classic European flavour, then I am interested in you. If you are interested in me, and you are looking for the same (looking for someone who talks like me and asks for things I ask for, etc), then let me know.

I am a Korean, 172cm, Chubby (willing to lose weight, 79kg at the moment), 25 years old. Currently unemployed. I have a diploma in Private Investigation, certificates in Self Defence Instructing, and am a freelance screenwriter although I haven't sold any. I will let you read my writings if interested. Currently, I am attaining a Diploma in Anatomy and Physiology as well as a Diploma in Creative Writing through online UK Institutes. I am quiet, intense, wild, responsible, dedicated, solemn, sincere, intuitive, analytical, atheletic (except the sports with balls although I enjoy them), and decisive. I am also a little clumsy and lazy.

For the record, if you are interested, everything will be provided such as my diploma's, certificates, documents, and photos. Then, we will see how it goes. Let me know if you drop by in Canada, and we can meet in person. If we don't feel anything special from each other, we will end it. If we feel something special from each other, then we will be together.

Regarding my freelance screenwriting career, I once made the top 10% of a monthly screenwriting contest. That is it for now. I am studying. Regarding my private detective diploma and self-defence-instructor certificates, I haven't had the opportunity to work in the relevant fields as of yet. So far, I have worked as a volunteer intern at a movie festival, an office assistant at a law office, and a fundraiser at a musical theatre. Also, I have had a lot of student intership jobs which I do not want to bother talking about. Let me know.

For the record, I live in Canada although I am willing to move to Europe. Until then, unless you live around me, we will most likely engage in long distance relationship. Let me know if you are looking for the same thing as me.

Wilber

[vashti]

This isn't a dating site, but I don't think you will catch much interest with that self-description.

[hayanisel]

Why would that be?

[vashti]

For starters, you describe yourself as unemployed, lazy, chubby, and looking for a virgin.

[hayanisel]

And I have also described that I am studying Anatomy and Physiology, and Creative Writing at the moment, and I have Self Defence Instructor Certificates, and I am willing to exercise to lose weight. (currently 172cm and 79kg). Yes, I am looking for a virgin. That part is supposed to be a problem?

[vashti]

Possibly, yes. Europeans are not known for their sexual chastity.

Anyway, this was just my personal opinion. Good luck.

[hayanisel]

That is too bad. However, I expect the girl to be a virgin (excluding masturbation and lesbian acts). If I find someone, then that is nice. If I don't, then I will just not be with anyone until I find someone. Even a princess can't change my mind on this.

[haxan]

Let us know how that works out for you.

[hayanisel]

I haven't heard from anyone. Just for the record, I just took IQ tests with a psychologist, and I got 140 on Abstract Reasoning Ability and Logic Ability. Let me know if you are interested in a Sherlock Holmes. I did not do so good on the rest of the Perceptual Abilities (125 altogether), but I think I can get 140 on the other abilities as well if I do it again.

For memory ability, informational process speed ability, and verbal ability, I just got "above average". I am probably going to get the same even if I do them again.

[MAXRacer]

Trolling obviously.

[hayanisel]

I can post the evidences for everything. Would you like that? If you promise to help me find someone if everything I have said is true, then I will provide the corresponding documents for each and every single line. I will upload them anywhere you want.

[hayanisel]

Furthermore, I promised the girl that I would show her all the evidences if she is interested in the first place. Whatever your are imagining, it wouldn't make sense in the first place.

[searock]

For starters, you describe yourself as unemployed, lazy, chubby, and looking for a virgin.

Hahahahah!!

This is one of the best trolls I've seen in a long time XD!

[Lillypond]

Omogosh! We must be soulmates. I am a classic-European Caucasian virgin girl looking for a chubby, lazy, unemployed korean screenwriter! I have no money and people say I look like Wathog. But my superior European lifestyle, personality, and principles will well make up for it.

[hayanisel]

Funny man. What is that you are desperately clinging to? Denial or delusion? Or both? The reality has to be bent in certain specific direction to make you feel better? How inconvenient for you that the truth has complete evidences.

Hahahahah!!

This is one of the best trolls I've seen in a long time XD!