I want a Boy...

[Laguna]

I want a boy.

Well, i'm a man. So, i'm not that one.

A nice and bad boy.

I fit both of those. Mostly nice thou. Only when I have BB guns or fireworks do I become a bad boy. LOL good times. I've probably been arrested about 7 times in my life. Cops don't like me around here much. The best part: NONE of it is on my record. I win.

A boy who has shaggy hair and lets me play with it.

I only let me hair go so long, as of right now it's short for ROTC thou. Not fo fan of Emo long, but it does get long for me.

He'll give me his favorite sweatshirt.

If your cold or you look cute in it.

He'll call me at 3am and ask me what I'm doing.

I would do this all the time if the thought of you came up I would just have to hear your voice. I might even call you drunk sometimes at 3am, lmao.

He'll tell me he couldn't fall asleep because he was thinking about me, and he needed to hear my voice.

well, I think I answered this in the last one.

He'll text me every morning before school saying "Have a great day babe I love you!".

I would text you and PM you on these forums. This would have to be something I would do a lot, especially if I know your in a bad mood or something. It would just brighten your day.

And he always whispers something sweet in my ear.

OF course, Especially saying I love you and meaning it. I find that the best thing to whisper in a girls ear, it makes them love you even more if you 2 are in love.

He'll take me to a concert to see his favorite band.

Hell yea.

And he wont get embarrassed to tell me he loves me in front of his friends.

Hell no. Who cares. I would yell it out loud if I was in love with any girl.

When I cry he'll tell me I'm too beautiful to and he'll kiss every tear.

If you cryed I would defiently be the one to make you happy again. I've done it many times. I actually stopped a girl from killing herself once by making her laugh and just be ther for her. It's a really good feeling to make someone laugh. I'm glad I have the gift of being humorous, it's a great thing to have. For all of you who are going to flame me and say i'm not funny, **** you, you don't even know me.

He'll always make me feel better because he knows the perfect things to say to me.

O yea. I've been around girls for a long time and defiently know what to say and what NOT to say. Especially what NOT to say I learned a lot in my previous relationship.

All of his friends will know we're in love because he'll talk about me to them.

They would most likely get annoyed because I wouldn't shutup.

He'll stay up with me all night when I'm sick.

And bring/make you comfort food as well.

When we're walking together he'll stop and pick up a flower and put it behind my ear.

I'd take the whole bed of flowers for you.

He'll love everything about me and tell me that I'm perfect.

All the time.

We always end up laughing about silly fights.

In my past relationships I always ended up making us both laugh after an arguement because of things i've said to make it fun. I always find a laugh out of anything.

We won't get mad for making fun of each other because we crack up at every bit of it.

This is true.

Even if we're a million years old, butterflies will still go crazy inside of me... every time he kisses me.

I don't think I kiss that well, but my EX says i'm a good kisser, but I don't know.

He'll tell me he'd die without me.

I almost died when I lost my ex, so most likely yes if i'm in love with you.

He'll surprise me by bringing me over my favourite food when I'm having a bad day.

Comfort food!!! w00t. Screw bringing it, I will just make it. I love to cook, it's quite fun.

He would think I was beautiful if I dressed so crappy it was classy.

I would think you were pretty the second you wake up.

[Laguna]

When we go out for ice cream, he'll put some on my nose… then I'll put some all over his face.

Haha. Good times.

And we just never stop laughing.

hahahahahahaahahah (keeps going FOREVER)

He wouldnt be scared to cry in front of me and would hold me when I cry.

This is probably the only thing i'm not. I would hide my tears in front of you. Got to be a man.

He'll introduce me to his friends as the coolest girl he’s ever met.

Hell yes. As stated before, wouldn't shut up.

He'll buy me jewellry from vending machines.

Why not real jewelry?

He'll give me this look, that lets me know when I'm acting stupid but also one that lets me know, that he loves me.

I do this all the time to people, haha. Especially to my ex and she use to say the word jerk so funny. I love doing this to girls. It makes them so cute. aww man I miss having someone in my life so much now. I wish I had someone after looking at the past.

We would have contests of how far we could spit our gum, or how far we could jump off a swing.

Good times. lol. Could friends be there as well?

He'll take walks with me in the snow, and we'll catch snowflakes on our tongues.

Walks on the beach too! I love snow actually.

He doesn't even like snow, but I love it.

I like snow....

He would grab my waist and kiss my neck.

O yea...

And we'd always take pictures in photo booths.

hahaha, another good time.

He'll let me go places with his mom.

Of course. I have good relationships with my parents.

We would play tag and not care who's watching.

With friends?

We'd kiss in the rain.

Dance too?

And when I hear him speak, I'll fall in love all over again.

Cool. haha

I want a boy who can argue over stupid things with me and than go totally soft when I get sad and apologize.

That's 100% me. I did that shit all the time.

I want someone who would lay with me outside under the stars.

On a blanket and fall asleep accidently.

Someone who will squirt me with water guns in the house.

hehe, white T-shirt.

When we kissed our hips would be pressed together.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I want someone to be there no matter what... always and forever.

I'm there for everyone especially for girlfriends.

[bohemiandonut]

What an incredible waste of space and time, Laguna.

I can honestly say that no one will read that but Skye, and probably not even her (she's a little flighty, if you haven't noticed.)

Oh well, keep trying!

Peace.

[moeburn]

You don't want a boy that meets all of those requirements, you want to want to. But you really want a boy that doesn't want you.

[KaWaiiSkYe]

Donut, can you please stop it...

No, I haven't read it. I only read the first couple of lines and decided to post it up anyway.

[bohemiandonut]

Skye, I was talking about Laguna's post.

Though it really isn't fair to post some huge poem you haven't even read.

Of course, I'm the bad guy now so you can all tell me to shut up. I guess I'll go help someone (something I've yet to see Skye do.) Oh, that was mean. Will I ever learn?

(Where's the silent majority when I need them. Frasbee? Cybog? Help!)

[misombra]

i read laguna's post up until he said he was a man, not a boy.

[Laguna]

A boy = young, under teenage years and still cares only about boobs. I could give 2 shits about boobs, as long as you have something and there isn't to much, i'm fine.

[Kiechi]

Frankly, Laguna what would the women around the world do without someone like yourself? Your such a "Ladie's man", a "Gentlemen", oh I forgot to mention, Bull-Shitter . Nice talking to you.

[Laguna]

You don't even know me, so STFU until you know me. All you know is my careless internet personality. You have no idea anything about me in real life. No wonder your such a faggot, I noticied your a brit. All they do is talk shit. I deal with you fags daily, so STFU *******.

[Kiechi]

You don't even know me, so STFU until you know me. All you know is my careless internet personality. You have no idea anything about me in real life. No wonder your such a faggot, I noticied your a brit. All they do is talk shit. I deal with you fags daily, so STFU *******.

Haha. Typical 16 year old, for minute there I thought I was talking to Ltsk8er. Grow up little boy.

[Innova]

This...this may get bad...

[Laguna]

No, i'm going to leave. Go ahead and say I win like 5 year olds do when they win a game. I win I win I win. STFU and grow up you faggot. Typical 16 year old response. That's the best you can do? That's all anybody ****ing says. Why don't you come up with your own shit you ****ing pussy. It's funny cause i'm also not even 16, so think of something new faggot.

[Kiechi]

No, i'm going to leave. Go ahead and say I win like 5 year olds do when they win a game. I win I win I win. STFU and grow up you faggot. Typical 16 year old response. That's the best you can do? That's all anybody ****ing says. Why don't you come up with your own shit you ****ing pussy. It's funny cause i'm also not even 16, so think of something new faggot.

Come up with something new? Practice what you preach kiddo. I'm not bothered to state it so I just show you.

You sure there isn't anything your not telling us? Haha, and you tell me to grow up? Who's the one pulling generalzations out their ass? That's immature.
Nice attempt of a rebuttal, but you shouldn't copy what the instigator says.

[Laguna]

Well, i'm going to be a man- yea, that's right. I'm going just walk away from this POINTLESS arguement that started from some moron who just wants to pick a fight. Besides I have to go to work, like us mendo.