What Annoyed you today

[asdfg789]

I made it through the night without making an ass of myself, but it was a close call. I think I will avoid alcohol until I am feeling better.

feel free to make an ass of yourself with me

[asdfg789]

flight delayed by heavy fog

[searock]

Realizing that a lot of men actually think they can tell whether their partner has recently cheated on them, judging by the "looseness" of her vagina. When in fact, they probably just did a good job at arousing her, and should be happy about it. *mind explodes*

[Love'sReject]

Eww, so if I aroused a girl, her vag gets even bigger?!

[searock]

Here, educate yourself: http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

[Love'sReject]

Well, that was disgusting.. Vaginas just got 1000 more strange.

[luvcoq]

You are a ****ing embarrassment to men everywhere.

[luvcoq]

Straight* .

[Love'sReject]

Vaginal intercourse looks fun. But oral on those things? No way.

[luvcoq]

You're doing nothing to dispel the faggot rumours dude.

[Love'sReject]

Straight guys don't always like to..go down to those filthy things. FACT.

[luvcoq]

Cool story bro.

[Love'sReject]

Here's a cool story: the intercourse I had with your mother last night. Let's just say the ending was VERY happy.

[luvcoq]

lol mad bro?

[Love'sReject]

It's a reeking, rainy day, I accidentally stepped on the gas than brake in a parking lot and crashed into some bushes, the pencil in my pocket for the Scantron for today's exam snapped in half in my pocket, my unflattenable bike tire went flat and my thread wherein I demonstrate my knowledge of women was suppressed. DAMMIT>